The Punny Repo Man

The Punny Repo Man Hi. I'm Matt. A fat, old broken veteran who is now a Repo man in Central Florida.

Something something USS Lexington sank something something.
07/22/2025

Something something USS Lexington sank something something.

What happens when your wheels get repo'd before I take your car lol.
07/22/2025

What happens when your wheels get repo'd before I take your car lol.

With how many of these I Repo i swear having it repo'd is part of the purchase agreement.
07/21/2025

With how many of these I Repo i swear having it repo'd is part of the purchase agreement.

Me taking this from them just became a major MILESTONE in their life....
07/21/2025

Me taking this from them just became a major MILESTONE in their life....

They got this to enjoy some peace and quiet... but then I came along and ruined their SOLITUDE.
07/18/2025

They got this to enjoy some peace and quiet... but then I came along and ruined their SOLITUDE.

He's got 300 problems, but a car ain't one.
07/18/2025

He's got 300 problems, but a car ain't one.

I got nothing for this Toyota Corolla. What say you minions?
07/18/2025

I got nothing for this Toyota Corolla.

What say you minions?

Q50 of the test was how to make your car payment.They got it wrong.
07/18/2025

Q50 of the test was how to make your car payment.

They got it wrong.

The owner was so GLAd I made their Mercedes dissappear. Now their savings account can recover.
07/18/2025

The owner was so GLAd I made their Mercedes dissappear. Now their savings account can recover.

I made this Honda CR-Vanish!
07/18/2025

I made this Honda CR-Vanish!

07/16/2025

Thats my new excuse and I'm sticking to it.

I picked up his RX, but he doesn't like my prescription..
07/15/2025

I picked up his RX, but he doesn't like my prescription..

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