The Punny Repo Man

The Punny Repo Man Hi. I'm Matt. A fat, old broken veteran who is now a Repo man in Central Florida.

Not sure Y she didn't make her payments...
09/11/2025

Not sure Y she didn't make her payments...

She should've C-een HR about making her payments on time....
09/10/2025

She should've C-een HR about making her payments on time....

I didnt know Alfa Romeo was Italian for "I don't make my payments"Learn something new every day!
09/10/2025

I didnt know Alfa Romeo was Italian for "I don't make my payments"

Learn something new every day!

He Dodged when he should've Chevy'd and I got'em.
09/10/2025

He Dodged when he should've Chevy'd and I got'em.

Even in Arcadia might be the new Sleep Token album, but this dude is even out of an Arcadia.
09/09/2025

Even in Arcadia might be the new Sleep Token album, but this dude is even out of an Arcadia.

Got her car. She was not pleased.She was being a real Corolla Deville.
09/09/2025

Got her car. She was not pleased.

She was being a real Corolla Deville.

Lucky for him, I took his Explorer before it could explode like his temper did as I was pulling out.
09/09/2025

Lucky for him, I took his Explorer before it could explode like his temper did as I was pulling out.

Well, today went downhill fast.My transmission has left the chat. RIP transmission. It was fun until it wasn't.
09/05/2025

Well, today went downhill fast.

My transmission has left the chat. RIP transmission. It was fun until it wasn't.

She doesn't like me and vice VERSA.
09/03/2025

She doesn't like me and vice VERSA.

They may have read The Odyssey, but they no longer own one.
09/03/2025

They may have read The Odyssey, but they no longer own one.

"Yes ma'am, even Altima owners have to make their car payments."
09/03/2025

"Yes ma'am, even Altima owners have to make their car payments."

He pronounced JAAAAAAAGGG wrong...So I took his car.
09/02/2025

He pronounced JAAAAAAAGGG wrong...

So I took his car.

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