09/16/2025
I lowkey started āaccidentallyā leaving things at his apartmentālike his favorite hoodie or a random chargerāso every time he sees her, sheās like, āWho is this?ā Meanwhile, Iām just laughing at her internally because she donāt even know I put the charger under the couch. šAnd donāt even get me started on the texts I send to him when I know sheās around. Simple stuff like: āMake sure you donāt forget your sonās doctor appointment tomorrow, daddy šā or āI was thinking about what you said last nightā¦ you owe me a back massage šā Bro, she losing her mind thinking she the one he talking to. Meanwhile, Iām the one who birthed his child and literally run the show. Petty energy? 100%. But honestly, if she wants to act like she important, Iām happy to remind her who really is. And the best part? I tell him to ātell her hi for meā in the most casual way, just so she feels the shade. š She thinks she winningā¦ Iām just collecting receipts.
