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01/11/2026

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📢 OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM THE FRONT OFFICE 📢
SUBJECT: Mandatory Shower Staggering & Hose Integrity Protocol

Now listen up, residents. We had another "blowout" near Lot 12 last night because someone tried to run their dishwasher while Dale was hosing down his mud-bogger.As most of you know (or should know if you’d stop cutting the caution tape), our entire park’s water supply is currently being fed through a single 50-foot heavy-duty garden hose hooked up to the county spigot across the ditch.

Because we are currently utilizing sixteen (16) duct-taped "T" connectors to reach everyone’s rigs, we have a "pressure crisis."To avoid the hose turning into a pressurized pipe-bomb, we are implementing the following

Staggered Shower Schedule:🚿 THE WATER-USE ROSTER
Time Slot Lots Authorized Special Instructions
06:00 - 09:00 Lots 1 thru 4 This is "High Pressure" time. Do NOT waste it.
09:00 - 12:00 Lots 5 thru 9 Pressure will be "trickle-only." Use a bucket if you have to.
12:00 - 15:00 NO SHOWERING Water is reserved for Mama Juneau’s swamp cooler and the communal ice machine.
15:00 - 18:00 Lots 10 thru 15 Expect a "metallic" taste; the hose gets hot in the sun.
18:00 - Bedtime EMERGENCY ONLY If I hear a shower head rattle after 8 PM, I’m pulling the plug.

⚠️ IMPORTANT RULES & FINES The "Double-Dip" Ban: If you are caught showering at the same time as your neighbor, the drop in pressure will cause the "T" joints to whistle. If I hear the "Death Whistle," I’m coming out with the wire cutters.

Duct Tape Maintenance: If you see a leak in the main line, DO NOT use cheap masking tape. We use Gorilla Grade only. If you don't have any, see Cletus; he trades strips for Marlboro Reds.
No "Illegal" Hookups: I saw a Y-splitter on Lot 7 yesterday. If you try to bypass the system to fill up a kiddy pool, you’re going back to bottled water and baby wipes for a week.

Note: If the hose looks like it’s bulging or turning purple, back away slowly. It is under more stress than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

— Management

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