01/13/2023
Idk what I ate last night
But something’s just not sitting right
I feel rumbling down below
🏃♀️ runs to the rr
I’m bout to blow
I flush once
I flush twice
Must have been that food from the other night
Ok now I think I’m good
I don’t even want to look at a piece of food
I get to work
I sit down
Co worker asks whats with the frown?
I say nothing, I’m just fine
Not even knowing I’m bout to blow his mind
Something comes loose
Before I can go
He yells out
You stanky hoe
My bad, my bad 😣
Please 🙏 keep it low
I don’t want the whole office to know
I try to walk away
Super fast
Now it’s coming out my a*z
Ring the alarm!
Sound the bell!
I’m having the dream from hell!
©️2023 Just a dream or was it? Tess Da Poet