That Chihuahua is a FOX

06/01/2026

Please vote for me! This is my last chance to be pet of the month before mom makes us move 🥺

Elliot:

Elliot is a professional attention-seeker, brewery regular, and full-time tiny king.
When he’s not working “security” at Metazoa, he’s judging everyone from a fluffy throne, demanding snacks he definitely wasn’t invited to have, and demanding patrons pay his belly rub tax.
His hobbies include getting his lip stuck in his teefs, posing for photos, and making people stop mid-conversation just to tell him how cute he is. He believes every lap is available for him personally, every compliment is deserved, and every beer-drinking human is a potential new best friend.

04/23/2026

.lynn.riley is giving chair massages today from 4 PM to 7 PM!

Get them while you can before we move to Virginia!

04/23/2026

Made a new friend 2025 has delicious food for you… I mean, I think so. Mom says I’m not allowed to eat his foods. But he does always have treats for me! 🤤🐕🦊

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04/16/2026

When small dogs take over the dog park… 🐕🦊

04/15/2026

Some are born cute, some achieve cuteness, and some have cuteness thrust upon them...

04/14/2026

Prepare to be shocked beyond belief with this information I’ve been given…😱🐕🦊

04/13/2026

Play date with .lynn.riley . She put out the post yesterday we’ll let it go😝. She was busy editing videos all week. But when she’s done working, I have her undivided attention and all is forgiven.

04/10/2026

Day 9/30
My Friday energy 😏😎🐕🦊

04/09/2026

.lynn.riley is always in my face telling me she loves me and how handsome I am… And that’s it. I deserve every bit of that attention!