They have decided to re-open the beaches in Jacksonville. #FloridaMan #TooSoon
Creative Artist John Powers
John Powers is a Stand Up Comedian from New York. His unique views add a level of intellect to his humor that elevate his performances beyond the standard.
They have decided to re-open the beaches in Jacksonville. #FloridaMan #TooSoon
New study shows that scientists do not care for the “zoom” function and prefer to put their faces very close to screens...
Dr. Jacob Glanville's team took antibodies used to neutralize SARS and used technology in their lab to adapt them to recognize COVID-19.
Joe Biden has gone missing.
A Silver Alert has been issued.
When people look back at the 2010-2020 decade, things like this will largely be what we point to as the point of no return.
To ease the anxiety of losing the wireless earbuds, retailers are now selling carrying straps.
Be aware - The Russians are hacking the 2020 election one aging face at a time. I’m not sure how it helps them influence the election, but you all look very old.
Meghan Trainor got it all wrong... there was too much treble in her song. When someone claims to be "all about that bass" and "no treble," there should be ...no treble... in the song. The John Powers 'No Treble' Mix presents the song as it should have been to begin with.
...there is also less Meghan Trainor.
Every month I produce one of these for a client of mine... it helps keep my photoshop skills fresh.
Can you find all 18 differences?
Hi, #HBO? Yes, I’d like to cancel my service again now. Ok, thanks. #cancelHBOday #GameofThrones
Just got quoted in an article about how to pitch a TV show...
We asked media executives to give us an insight on how to effectively pitch a TV show. Rhonda Rees Award-Winning PR Expert | President of Rhonda Rees Public Relations | Author, "Profit and Prosper with Public Relations: Insider Secrets to Make You a Success" The best way to pitch a TV show is to write an effective press release… [ 605 more words ]
A recent demo of creative projects for FDOT, Golf Channel and CBS Sports Network...
...unfortunately, Chris Cornell could not be reached for comment. #TooSoon
In April 2017, scientists used a global network of telescopes to see and capture the first-ever picture of a black hole, according to an announcement by researchers at the National Science Foundation Wednesday morning. They captured an image of the black hole at the center of a galaxy known as M87.
Almost lunch time. Where can I find a crispy, pasty flake?
Dysart's Restaurant 530 Cold Brook Road Bangor, ME 04401 Phone 207.942.4878 www.Dysarts.com Bangor, Maine restaurants Bangor restaurants restaurants in Bango...
This is still my favorite robot... and Kevin is still a jackass.
Atlas - Swearing Module Test 2016 - Boston Dynamics
How do you guys feel about vaping? My old comedy buddy Billy Lyons wrote this article for Playboy about it.
Is it a trend, or a heathier alternative to smoking?
The resistance against e-cigarettes is difficult to inhale
Who was the most popular girl in the circus? The bearded woman. She was just like one of the guys. You might have thought it was the sword-swallower but she didn’t like taking her work home!
This defeats the entire purpose of a sex robot...
Samantha the sex robot can turn down sex if she's not in the mood. Yep, Samantha's creator Dr Sergi Santos upgraded the bot at the urge of his wife (surprise, surprise), so it can now shut down it feels like it's being treated inappropriately, according to the Daily Mail.
Cake is better with cm on it...
The signs of a graduation party are still left around the house of the Koscinski family. Jacob graduated Saturday with the highest honors from a Christian-based home-schooling program. So, his mom ordered a cake.He did not know we were getting a cake beca
Why is this not a thing yet?
Let's get these in every airport and every school...
Our award-winning Amulet® Ballistic Barrier technology, designed to absorb bullets and shrapnel, has been embraced by the Security Industry, leading to the creation of an entirely new layer of protection for the public space. Now, furniture common to airports, schools, hospitals, offices, and other...
The guy was an NFL kicker. He doesn’t need a gun. That guy kicking you in the balls would hurt for a long time, and probably do some permanent damage...
Former NFL kicker Jay Feely said posing in his daughter's prom photo with a gun was just a joke, but a lot of people online aren’t laughing >> https://buff.ly/2K4FXwy
Using a hand dryer is typically considered to be one of the least nasty stages of using a public bathroom. You’ve just washed your hands, and (usually) don’t have to touch anything to use one, so the assumption is that you’ve left all of those bathroom germs behind. Unfortunately, according to...
...he said the same thing about Stormy.
President Trump said on Thursday that if he were to fight Joe Biden, the former vice president “would go down fast and hard, crying all the way.”
You heard me right. Keep it copaesthetic. There is nothing more important than being on the same page with your partner. A copesetic relationship is one that has manageable obstacles. It is a body of water with occasional ripples, but no waves. The two of you can handle anything that comes your way and you both feel satisfied with your interactions...
You heard me right. Keep it copaesthetic. There is nothing more important than being on the same page with your partner. A copesetic relationship is one that has manageable obstacles. It is a body …
History will remember this as the year that Neil deGrasse had to go on record to defend a theory that everyone knows is wrong. The fact that he would go through all this trouble just shows that he is part of the machine, part of the big lie, and simple-minded people believe it because it's got flash animation.
Neil deGrasse Tyson called out flat-earthers — here's what would happen if the Earth were actually flat.
As soon as I heard the Giants are benching Eli Manning, I also saw this petition to fire Ben McAdoo instead... https://www.change.org/p/new-york-giants-continue-eli-manning-start-streak-fire-mcadoo
New York Giants: Continue Eli Manning Start Streak & Fire McAdoo
The Gambler wasn't particularly helpful to Kenny Rogers... he basically drank the dude's whiskey, smoked his cigarette, and then read him the rules on the back of a playing card.
My latest column is a personal #MeToo story, and a call to action to stop attacks on innocence. #HollywoodWankers.
There’s a saying in show business, “it’s all about who you sleep with,” and it’s not a joke. They also say you “sell your soul,” to get ahead. It’s l…
I'd like to take a moment and shine a light on a classic 90's rap song that has been stuck in my head for 20 years... Regulate. Let's take a closer look at the lyrics and break it down for all the non-Gs out there...
I’d like to take a moment and shine a light on a classic 90’s rap song that has been stuck in my head for 20 years… Regulators. Warren G and Nate Dogg were on to something with th…
Facebook artificial intelligence created its own language. Here's what they were saying...
Facebook artificial intelligence created its own language. Here’s what they were saying…
The latest from Dear John...
How to tell someone you're not interested.
All too often we try to spare each other’s feelings. “Wow, that’s a nice hat.” “Sure, I’d love to pet your cat!” “No, that dress doesn’t make y…
I'm totally getting this bumper sticker...
We've all seen them weaving in and out of traffic, let them know how you feel...
#Amazon bought #WholeFoods. It will be delivered in two days with free shipping...
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