John Powers

John Powers Creative Artist John Powers John Powers is a creative artist living in Northeast Florida. While in NYC, John performed at nearly every major comedy club in Manhattan, and did graphics for nearly every major TV station.

He was in a movie with Angelina Jolie, and several TV shows that have since been cancelled. He has also done graphics packages for the MMA, and Professional Bull Riding.

Operating as usual

It is time for Kellogg's Rice Krispies to change #RiceKrispies to #RiceCrispies. The frivolous K is a subtle nod to whit...
06/26/2020

It is time for Kellogg's Rice Krispies to change #RiceKrispies to #RiceCrispies. The frivolous K is a subtle nod to white supremacy. You get a pass on the elves, since everyone knows elves are white. It's time to teach children correct spelling. Here, I've even designed the new box art for you.

05/29/2020
John Powers

... this is still hilarious.

Meghan Trainor got it all wrong... there was too much treble in her song. When someone claims to be "all about that bass" and "no treble," there should be ...no treble... in the song. The John Powers 'No Treble' Mix presents the song as it should have been to begin with.
...there is also less Meghan Trainor.
You're welcome.

They have decided to re-open the beaches in Jacksonville. #FloridaMan #TooSoon
04/18/2020

They have decided to re-open the beaches in Jacksonville. #FloridaMan #TooSoon

01/31/2020
07/18/2019

Be aware - The Russians are hacking the 2020 election one aging face at a time. I’m not sure how it helps them influence the election, but you all look very old.

06/04/2019
All About That Bass (John Powers 'No Treble' Mix)

Meghan Trainor got it all wrong... there was too much treble in her song. When someone claims to be "all about that bass" and "no treble," there should be ...no treble... in the song. The John Powers 'No Treble' Mix presents the song as it should have been to begin with.
...there is also less Meghan Trainor.
You're welcome.

Every month I produce one of these for a client of mine... it helps keep my photoshop skills fresh. Can you find all 18 ...
05/21/2019

Every month I produce one of these for a client of mine... it helps keep my photoshop skills fresh.
Can you find all 18 differences?

05/20/2019

Hi, #HBO? Yes, I’d like to cancel my service again now. Ok, thanks. #cancelHBOday #GameofThrones

Just got quoted in an article about how to pitch a TV show...
05/16/2019
UpJourney

Just got quoted in an article about how to pitch a TV show...

We asked media executives to give us an insight on how to effectively pitch a TV show. Rhonda Rees Award-Winning PR Expert | President of Rhonda Rees Public Relations | Author, "Profit and Prosper with Public Relations: Insider Secrets to Make You a Success" The best way to pitch a TV show is to write an effective press release… [ 605 more words ]
https://upjourney.com/how-to-pitch-a-tv-show

04/12/2019

A recent demo of creative projects for FDOT, Golf Channel and CBS Sports Network...

...unfortunately, Chris Cornell could not be reached for comment. #TooSoon
04/10/2019
This is the first photo of a black hole

...unfortunately, Chris Cornell could not be reached for comment. #TooSoon

In April 2017, scientists used a global network of telescopes to see and capture the first-ever picture of a black hole, according to an announcement by researchers at the National Science Foundation Wednesday morning. They captured an image of the black hole at the center of a galaxy known as M87.

07/06/2018

Who was the most popular girl in the circus? The bearded woman. She was just like one of the guys. You might have thought it was the sword-swallower but she didn’t like taking her work home!

This defeats the entire purpose of a sex robot...
06/29/2018
This sex robot can now refuse sex if she feels bored or disrespected

This defeats the entire purpose of a sex robot...

Samantha the sex robot can turn down sex if she's not in the mood. Yep, Samantha's creator Dr Sergi Santos upgraded the bot at the urge of his wife (surprise, surprise), so it can now shut down it feels like it's being treated inappropriately, according to the Daily Mail.

Headline: Cake is better with cm on it...
05/22/2018
West Ashley family says Publix made a frosting faux pas by censoring honor

Headline:
Cake is better with cm on it...

The signs of a graduation party are still left around the house of the Koscinski family. Jacob graduated Saturday with the highest honors from a Christian-based home-schooling program. So, his mom ordered a cake.He did not know we were getting a cake beca

Why is this not a thing yet? Let's get these in every airport and every school...
04/30/2018
Invest in Amulet Protective Technologies | Protecting the Public From Ballistic Violence Where They Work, Live, and Play on @wefunder

Why is this not a thing yet?
Let's get these in every airport and every school...

Our award-winning Amulet® Ballistic Barrier technology, designed to absorb bullets and shrapnel, has been embraced by the Security Industry, leading to the creation of an entirely new layer of protection for the public space. Now, furniture common to airports, schools, hospitals, offices, and other...

The guy was an NFL kicker. He doesn’t need a gun. That guy kicking you in the balls would hurt for a long time, and prob...
04/24/2018

The guy was an NFL kicker. He doesn’t need a gun. That guy kicking you in the balls would hurt for a long time, and probably do some permanent damage...

Former NFL kicker Jay Feely said posing in his daughter's prom photo with a gun was just a joke, but a lot of people online aren’t laughing >> https://buff.ly/2K4FXwy

You heard me right. Keep it copaesthetic. There is nothing more important than being on the same page with your partner....
01/17/2018
Keep it Copaesthetic

You heard me right. Keep it copaesthetic. There is nothing more important than being on the same page with your partner. A copesetic relationship is one that has manageable obstacles. It is a body of water with occasional ripples, but no waves. The two of you can handle anything that comes your way and you both feel satisfied with your interactions...

https://dearjohnpowers.wordpress.com/2018/01/16/keep-it-copaesthetic/

You heard me right. Keep it copaesthetic. There is nothing more important than being on the same page with your partner. A copesetic relationship is one that has manageable obstacles. It is a body …

12/05/2017
Science Insider

History will remember this as the year that Neil deGrasse had to go on record to defend a theory that everyone knows is wrong. The fact that he would go through all this trouble just shows that he is part of the machine, part of the big lie, and simple-minded people believe it because it's got flash animation.

Neil deGrasse Tyson called out flat-earthers — here's what would happen if the Earth were actually flat.

The Gambler wasn't particularly helpful to Kenny Rogers... he basically drank the dude's whiskey, smoked his cigarette, ...
10/27/2017

The Gambler wasn't particularly helpful to Kenny Rogers... he basically drank the dude's whiskey, smoked his cigarette, and then read him the rules on the back of a playing card.

I'd like to take a moment and shine a light on a classic 90's rap song that has been stuck in my head for 20 years... Re...
08/02/2017
Regulators: Let Me Ride

I'd like to take a moment and shine a light on a classic 90's rap song that has been stuck in my head for 20 years... Regulate. Let's take a closer look at the lyrics and break it down for all the non-Gs out there...

https://dearjohnpowers.wordpress.com/2017/07/28/regulators-let-me-ride/

I’d like to take a moment and shine a light on a classic 90’s rap song that has been stuck in my head for 20 years… Regulators. Warren G and Nate Dogg were on to something with th…

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