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08/14/2025

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📅 Day Fourteen: Radio Friends & Nuka Showers
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Heard a real person on the radio today.
Some lady calling herself “Red Rebel” talking about safe zones, good soup, and free trade.
I almost dropped my Pip-Boy. Hope she’s real. Hope she’s friendly.

Also... I bathed.
Poured two bottles of warm Nuka-Cola over my head while standing in a ditch. It stung. It fizzed. But I am now cola-scented and slightly sticky.
I’ll take it.

Today’s surprises:
✅ Actual human voice
✅ Glowing frog that didn’t attack me
✅ Discovered I can moonwalk in combat boots

Fails:
🧃 Sticky socks
📻 Accidentally broadcasted myself burping into the emergency channel
🪦 Got startled by a grave that said, “Here lies Dave. He never saw it coming.”

Mood: 58% hopeful, 42% fizzy

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Follow Red Rebel’s signal
🔹 Restock supplies
🔹 Find more Nuka for round two of my “spa treatment”

Wasteland: 9
Vault Girl: Foamy but determined

08/13/2025

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📅 Day Thirteen: Lonesome Lullabies
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Lonely day.

No raiders. No traders. Just me, the wind, and the distant sound of something big stepping on metal. I didn’t go check.

Tried singing to myself to pass the time. Ended up making a full song about Nuka-Cola and sadness. Mr. Handy hummed along in binary. It was weirdly nice.

Today’s soundtrack:
🎶 “Radstorm Blues”
🎶 “Mac & Cheese Heartache”
🎶 “Who Took My Fusion Core?” (feat. Wind)

Small moments that helped:
✅ Found a working lighter
✅ Finally opened that rusted ammo box
✅ Did a little dance when I found three whole caps

Mood: 100% soft

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Talk to literally anyone
🔹 Write a second verse
🔹 Eat something that doesn’t hiss

Wasteland: 8
Vault Girl: Emotionally squishy

08/12/2025

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📅 Day Twelve: The Helmet Fits
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Today I found a Raider helmet that actually fits my giant melon head.
Put it on. Felt invincible.
Immediately walked into a low-hanging sign. Helmet works great.

Loot run results:
🛢️ 2 molotovs
🥫 1 can of “Meat Product”
🎧 An intact radio headset that picks up pirate radio and distress calls (both equally depressing)

Big win:
✅ Repaired my boots using duct tape, a fork, and sheer will
✅ Intimidated two radroaches just by stomping near them
✅ Screamed “I AM THE WASTE!” on a cliff. No one responded, but I felt cool

Fails:
🧠 Helmet stuck for 30 minutes
🎙️ Accidentally called into a raider radio frequency. They laughed. I laughed. We all hung up.
🔥 Burnt my lunch and my sleeve

Mood: 90% armored, 10% crispy

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Tune into more weird radio chatter
🔹 Get revenge on the sign
🔹 Figure out how to make “Meat Product” edible

Wasteland: 8
Vault Girl: Big-Head Energy

08/11/2025

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📅 Day Eleven: Outhouse Oracle
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Found a random outhouse in the middle of nowhere with a message carved into the door:
“She who pees here sees truth.”

I peed.
I saw a vision.
(Okay, it might’ve just been heatstroke and Jet fumes.)

But still. Kinda magical.

Weird finds of the day:
🪙 A bottlecap inside a squirrel skull
📔 A pre-war diary filled with recipes for “gelatin meat cubes”
🐍 A snake made entirely of pipe cleaners (??)

Wins:
✅ Found an actual Nuka-Cola
✅ Got mildly prophetic
✅ Didn’t hallucinate a Deathclaw (this time)

Fails:
💨 Got knocked over by a dust devil
📦 Mistook a beehive for a stash box
💀 Still itchy from Day Four’s scorpions

Mood: 70% mystical, 30% paranoid

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Visit the next marker
🔹 Drink actual clean water
🔹 Avoid all mystical outhouses

Wasteland: 7
Vault Girl: Enlightened(?)

08/10/2025

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📅 Day Ten: Raiders and Ramen
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Got ambushed again. This time by a raider who was maybe 15 and very confused. He said, “Give me your caps!” and I said, “Give me your fashion tips, because that scarf is FIRE.”

We both stood there awkwardly, then decided to just walk away. I think we’re friends now?

New supplies:
🍜 A cup of preserved “Nuka Ramen” I found in an old vending machine
💵 7 caps (from a payphone coin return—jackpot!)
👕 A faded pre-war T-shirt that says “Ask Me About My Bunker”

Wins:
✅ Avoided unnecessary bloodshed
✅ Learned ramen water is technically soup
✅ Got my sense of smell back (unfortunately)

Fails:
😵 Accidentally tried to high-five a Protectron
💦 Spilled ramen on my Pip-Boy. Now it smells like beef
📸 Got startled by a Radstag and fell off a rock. Again.

Mood: 50% soup, 50% sass

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Continue map hunt
🔹 Avoid social encounters with sentry bots
🔹 Take a selfie with a Radstag (from a distance)

Wasteland: 7
Vault Girl: Ramen-fueled

08/10/2025
08/09/2025

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📅 Day Nine: Brahmin Therapy
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Ran into a trader caravan today. Bought water, a slightly melted chocolate bar, and a dented can of corn labeled “Definitely Corn.” I have my doubts.

But more importantly... I pet a Brahmin.

Her name was Myrtle. She had two heads, six teeth, and an aura of calm chaos. I cried into her neck for a solid two minutes. She licked my face. Both tongues.

Today’s comforts:
🐄 Brahmin therapy
🍫 Chocolate (texture: spackle)
🛒 Sitting in a broken shopping cart watching the clouds

Wins:
✅ Found clean water (!!)
✅ Didn’t get shot at once
✅ A kid gave me a flower. I gave him a screwdriver. Seemed fair.

Fails:
💩 Stepped in something that hissed
🥫 “Definitely Corn” was definitely not corn
👃 Starting to wonder if I still have a nose or just residual stink memory

Mood: 80% emotionally stable, 20% feral

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Avoid stepping in live creatures
🔹 Try to cook without igniting anything
🔹 Maybe trade for soap

Wasteland: 6
Vault Girl: Smells like hope (and Brahmin)

08/08/2025

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📅 Day Eight: Mystery Map Mayhem
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
Followed that raider’s map today. One of the red Xs led me to a collapsed shed full of empty Nuka-Cola bottles, one hand gr***de, and a teddy bear with a fork taped to its paw.

Honestly? Not the weirdest thing I’ve found this week.

Additional discoveries:
🔧 A toolbox full of teeth. No tools. Just teeth.
📻 A radio that only plays static and screams (???)
🛠️ A wrench I named “Thumpus.” He’s my new close-quarters option.

Victories:
✅ Didn’t step on anything explosive
✅ Stole a can of dog food from a feral ghoul (he was not happy)
✅ Scared a bloatfly just by yelling at it

Setbacks:
🧨 I may have activated a tripwire in the woods.
🔥 Lost my eyebrow. Just the left one.
💀 Had to run 1.3 miles with half a shoe

Mood: 62% adventurer, 38% crispy.

Tomorrow’s goals:
🔹 Check the next map marker
🔹 Regrow eyebrow (if possible)
🔹 Replace shoe

Wasteland: 6
Vault Girl: Slightly singed

08/07/2025

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📅 Day Seven: One Week Later
🟦 Vault Girl’s Wasteland Log
One week out of the Vault.

Seven whole days of dirt, danger, and weird meats.
I’ve been chased, insulted, sunburned, and mildly irradiated—but tonight, I watched the sunset behind a broken billboard that still says “Have a Nice Day.”
And weirdly… I believed it.

Reflection time:
✨ I’ve survived off sugar bombs, mutant jerky, and spite
✨ I built a base out of scrap and stubbornness
✨ I haven’t cried since Day Four (progress!)

Mood: 50% exhausted, 50% proud.

Next week’s goals:
🔹 Better food
🔹 Fewer monsters
🔹 Maybe find a friend. Or at least a non-exploding chair.

Wasteland: 5
Vault Girl: Still here

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