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In our continuous endeavor to spicy up, add some fiery flavor to what is often bland investigative journalism; The Fools...
07/20/2026

In our continuous endeavor to spicy up, add some fiery flavor to what is often bland investigative journalism; The Fools Gazette reached out to one of the pillars of gossipy American Journalism, Lovell de la Raconteur! We asked Lovell to participate in the selection of this month’s honorary fool, and provide colorful hints as to his or her likeness. Because we pay sweetly, in advance, - Lovell quickly agreed. Yes, the flamboyant personality of this, that and the other thing, and, the national syndicated column: The Tattletale! In which he points the long finger of rumor at shady characters exposing their secrets! That’s when the eerie sound of the ‘death nail’ echoes, “it’s all over! A reckoning is coming for you!” Besides The Tattletale - Lovell is a highly successful author. His recent, back-to-back bestsellers, the spirited: “Morning Mimosa’s and Afternoon Tropical Cocktails” and the edgy psychological drama: A Vengeful Smirking Dish of Culinary Revenge” are each, a literary masterpiece! The pages burst with iconic characters! Characters who amusingly tickle memory with laughter, as well as embrace the heart with endearing moments! Iconic characters such, Doctor Smiley Syringe, leggy Salacia Maris, the adventurous Tap McKeg, Sing-Sing McCoy aka “The canary of chicanery” - the flower of potent womanly beauty, Nectar de la Flora, or the sultry Bella Comforter, or the intoxicatingly handsome JB Straightup, or lucky Shanty Vagabundo or the twin brothers of piracy, Cheers and Clan McGregor. The mere mention of their names inspires laughter and much more…- Now, the talented Lovell de la Raconteur will present hints about individual chosen for this month’s coveted Toilet Seat Award! One of The Fools Gazette’s top-tier awards. Not to be unkind but there are some faces which deservedly fit a within the oval shape frame of a toilet seat. An ideal frame for a fool’s face but more so, his or her nasty character! The unnamed individual in this report, is richly deserving of the coveted Toilet Seat Award. For clarity, it’s an unused toilet seat, new, not one that’s been used or recycled…- As for the individual who received the coveted Toilet Seat Award, when she heard a rumor, she was going to be the awardee, she so taken by the honor, she asked if she could first sit on the seat, use it. Accommodations were made. We don’t know whether she did number 1 or 2 or both - along with some windy sound effects! Nor is it our business or anyone else’s. Private time is private time. After some tidying up - the seat was ready for framing! Face and seat came together like a gallery portrait. One worthy of being hung in Loquentium Mendacium, Liars Chapel in Latin.
Now here are the hints as to who the honoree is! First hint: her blemished complexion shows the stress of Facial Constipation. A medical term, more commonly known as Facial Anxiety. Ouch! That’s got to hurt! With the artfulness of a cosmetologist, she tries in vain to use her black shoe polish colored hair as a distraction, a makeover, coverup. Doesn’t work. Second hint: she has an insatiable proclivity for lying! Which is only exceed by her voracious appetite for lying! Third hint: she suffers from thought-congestion. Which is one reason why she often sidesteps questions with, “The Thought Escapes me!” This next hint may be a giveaway as too her identity: she’s a founding member of, The Sisterhood of Liars! Currently, she holds the undistinguished title, Queen of Avowed Liars. Last hint: she effects the appearance of being smart but isn’t! Often says as a diversionary tactic, “Hold that thought!” Well, there’re the hints. If a face comes laughingly to mind - you’ve got it! All the best!

07/13/2026

THE F00LS GAZETTE
More Entertaining Than Imagination!
Editor: Terrence McCluskey
Welcome to the first edition of The Fools Gazette posted on Facebook. America’s legit newspaper! Today, begins an exciting new era in American Journalism. When journalism embraces saucy humor, instead of boring hard facts! News reporting with a gentler approach! Softening the sting of hard facts, less abrasive; yet informative, with a humorous touch that’s therapeutic! Almost, cathartic! There’ll be fascinating news reports, entertaining stories and hilarious articles of human interest reported weekly. If the news involves a fool, there’ll be faint hints as to the fool’s identity. His or her gender, a vague physical description, nothing detailed, sketchy; much like the fool’s character. But nothing that’s mirror-revealing as to the fool’s identity. Should, he or she wish to identify him or herself, that’s on them! Stories about a fool come with a humorous twist! A coveted honorary award will be bestowed on the fool! The award isn’t monetary, or materially enriching; it is however, ego boosting! A recognition of the individual’s foolishness. Most, but not all of these highly coveted awards will be bestowed anonymously. Though the fool’s name isn’t revealed, it’ll be mirror clear to the fool! Again, emphasize: except for the hints as to the fool’s identity, the awardee is anonymous. Should the fool choose to come forward to receive the award; he or she can still remain anonymous to the public. There’ll be no mention of his or her name, unless, the fool makes his or her name public. Other than a government official making a public statement, such as a report or a news report about the arts or health and wellness or medical-scientific advancements, and only then, with the permission of the individual involved; will a name be mentioned. Otherwise, no names will be mentioned or title or what an individual said will be quoted. The individual in the news is almost anonymous. Can’t be fairer, or more unbiased or nonpartisan than that! So, stretch out on the mental hammock of laughter and be entertained!
The Fools Gazette is American Journalism’s happy place for news reporting! Where good vibes stream airily - soothingly! Almost, with mediative effect! [email protected]

06/26/2026

With the glorious, 250th celebration of the signing of The Declaration of Independence 8 days from today, here’s an inspirational story about a mother and daughter’s heartwarming reflection - when they visit the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., where they see: The Declaration of Independence on public display in the Capitol Rotunda.
Ann and her twelve-year-old daughter, Goldie recently visited to Washington D.C. During their exciting sightseeing tour, they went to the Capitol Building. Where The Declaration of Independence is on public display in the Capitol Rotunda. Their visit, emotionally uplifting as well as educational! “We the People” may not be welcome in some places in the Nation’s Capital, nor have a voice, meaning a voice that’s heard, not pushed aside, silenced by the influence of money, self-serving, weaselly politicians or their corrupt consorts or seedy minions of hatefulness; but, in the body of, fabric of, spirit of, history of, spiritual and symbolic meaning of - The Declaration of Independence welcomes all Americans! Not only Americans, but freedom loving people from all over the globe! There’s no gender or educational test, nor height or physical attractiveness requirement, or ethnicity, or hue of skin tone qualification, or economic or wealth or social standing requirement to stand in front of The Declaration of Independence view, read and admire the document; the words, the signatures; its historical aura! The precious Document welcomes all people; embraces all! Much like the Holy Scriptures! Just open, and read!
Many things happened during the war for independence, unfortunately, many weren’t documented! Why? Mainly, because they weren’t printed in a newspaper or recorded in an individual’s private papers or journal. People were fighting, trying to survive; trying to win their freedom, their liberty - their independence from the rule of King George 111 and the army of the British Empire. Freedom and liberty were afoot, in the thick of the fight! The American Colonists were in the life and death struggle for their independence; their life! The battles were brutal, often hand-to-hand fighting! A prolonged battle - which lasted for more than 8 years. Beginning in April 19, 1775 ending with the Treaty of Paris on September 3, 1783.
Today, in 2026, seems Americans are being played; played to pick a fight with one another! Well, more a hostility of words. Often encouraged by a few individuals. They, along with their weaselly consorts of corruption - mostly, weak kneed, self-serving, weaselly politicians; who’re the runt of any liter! Many are, habitual liars! Who’ve turned lying into a national pastime, an honor, a socially acceptable norm. It’s not! Can’t help wondering, how lying plays outside or inside a house, or other place of religious worship. “Thou Shalt not Lie!” means outside, inside and everywhere else. Lying, is an offense to God!...
For anyone who isn’t aware, much of what went into the writing of The Declaration of Independence is derived from the Holy Scriptures. There’s no better guide nor foundation! Remember: “Thou Shalt not Lie!”
This story isn’t about the ultra-wealthy who don’t pay taxes, it’s about people who do pay taxes. Their story, well, Ann and her daughter Goldie’s story. Though small in comparison to the bigger story about The Declaration of Independence, theirs is another story, in the continuous story about America! A vibrant story - which has many voices! “We the People”
One important piece of American history, of human sacrifice, of bold courage - which isn’t on the surface of The Declaration of Independence, are signatures of women! Many women stood shoulder-to-shoulder with men in the bloody struggle for American Independence! Many gave their life fighting for the cause of freedom and liberty! Though courageous men signed their name to The Declaration of Independence, there just as many courageous women who would’ve boldly put their signature to the Document! Women were deserving back in 1776, as they are today in 2026! The contributions women have made to America are not secondary or less, in any way of those of men!
When inside the Capitol Rotunda, Ann, and her young daughter Goldie stood, quietly, respectfully, they looked at The Declaration of Independence! After a few awe-struck moments, Goldie asks, “Mom, no women signed The Declaration of Independence?” a keen observation. Not only does Goldie have sharp eyes but a sharp young mind as well! Goldie turns looks at her mother. Ann looks at Goldie, then says, “That’s correct Goldie! No women signed The Declaration of Independence! Be assured, many women were deserving of the honor! Many women had the courage to sign! Many women fought bravely, often right alongside the men in the thick of battle! Many women experienced the same hardship as the men. Many women gave their life, in the pursuit of freedom, and liberty!... Society in 1776 was very different than it is today. Back in 1776, women didn’t have the same legal rights or privileges as men. Women couldn’t vote or hold public office, own property or go to college. It was pretty much that way everywhere around the world at the time. But things were changing! A big part of the change came as a result of peoples’ - plural, Americans’ - winning their independence, their freedom, their liberty! The contribution of women of all ages, during the war for independence is woven into the fabric, texture of The Declaration of Independence, in the ink, the words, the spirit - into America’s history Goldie!” Ann and Goldie share endearing smiles as they hug! An honest, thoughtful, and true explanation of why no women signed The Declaration of Independence. Ann didn’t sugar coat the reasons. Instead, she explained honestly, without politicizing her explanation. Thanks Ann, thanks Goldie!
Happy July 4th America! Happy 250th birthday to The Declaration of Independence! To, “We the People!” Terrance McCluskey

Sundari Rani, is the Arts & Entertainment columnist for The Fools Gazette. Two days ago, she received a handwritten poem...
06/24/2026

Sundari Rani, is the Arts & Entertainment columnist for The Fools Gazette. Two days ago, she received a handwritten poem. The individual who wrote the poem is unknown. Sundari, intuitively surmises the poet maybe a man. The title of the poem is in the romantic Italian language, “La più bella Carolina” which in English translates: “The most beautiful Caroline!” We encourage our readers to take a moment, read the poem. Love is in the air! Scroll down, Sundari’s report and the poem are below.

06/24/2026

Sundari Rani, is the Arts & Entertainment columnist for The Fools Gazette. Two days ago, she received an anonymous handwritten, heart-inspiring romantic poem! The letter is postmarked, Brokenheart, Florida. Sundari’s intuitive mind surmises the poet is a man….
The exquisitely handwritten love poem starts with a passionate, heartfelt dedication to a woman named Carolina. Carolina, may be a poetic substitute for a woman whose name is either spelled, Caroline or Kairolin. Why? There’re references in the letter and in the poem to India. Which is one reason Carolina may be a woman from India or of Indian heritage. Another is, Sundari is a woman of Indian heritage; intuitively, she senses Carolina may be a pseudonym for either a Christian Indian woman Caroline or a Hindu woman Kairolin.
The title of the poem is in the romantic Italian language, “La più bella Carolina!” which in English translates: “The most beautiful Caroline!” Touchingly poetic!
The handwritten letter, and poem exudes good karma!...
Good vibes, positive romantic energy emits from the letter! Which in part, is why we’ve chosen to share the poem. Also, we believe it’s the intention of the author that we do so! With romantic fervor setting the tone, the letter reads: “Carolina, as a devotion of my enduring love, I write the poem below for you! Having the blessed privilege of meeting you years ago, I experienced the blessed beauty of love - falling in love - being in-love! My heart, lovingly, eternally hugs you! Though the comparison pales, it’s the only one which comes close to describing your womanly beauty: Carolina, you are the mesmerizing North Star of womanly beauty! A beautiful human being! Your angelic, soft voice serenely echoes in my ear, my heart - and in my mind’s memory as if we’re walking in The Valley of Flowers or in the Lodhi Garden of flowers! Humbly, with reverence of spirit, mind and soul - you make wherever you are more beautiful - the day more beautiful! You are, the womanly Star of India!” After privately reading the letter and poem, Sundari, being emotionally inspired - shares the poem with her colleagues at The Fools Gazette! With one passionate breath, Sundari vivaciously describes the poem in French as, “Cri de Coeur!” In English, “A cry from the heart!” Sundari continues, “La più bella Carolina” is a symphonic love poem of the heart! A magnum opus! The poets loving emotions take panoramic flight reaching not only the summit of Parnassus but the top of the Himalayan Mountains in northern India!”
“La più bella Carolina!”
“Carolina, you are the Morning Star - a visual, spiritual Zen!
Featherily soothing to the eyes!
More heart-inspiriting, than all of the colorful flowers in the Valley of Flowers National Park in summer!

Carolina, you were born with the tender beauty of a flower -
Which flowered my life’s journey with sunshine!
Which each step, each breath, each moment of life, my heart lovingly hugs you!

As heartfelt memories circulate amid the Jetstream of life - in their wake love’s joyous breeze tenderly refreshes my heart- I breathe deeply the joyous memory of love’s happiness - And though tomorrow is closer than yesterday can ever be, memories of yesterday and yesteryear are bright - and tomorrow will be just as bright because of you!
My life, my heart is devoutly blessed to have met you, to have briefly shared moments of precious life with you!
Carolina, you are the symphonic love poem of my heart, my life - in this life and the next! Sei la più bella Carolina!"

We agree, “La più bella Carolina” is an enchanting poem! A heart-inspiring! Emotionally effervescent! Romantic, poetic legend echoes, “The most beautiful women in the world are born in India, or are women of Indian Heritage!”

06/22/2026

The airy, nomadic reporter, Dr. Aerie Derrière shares with us part of her groundbreaking interview with the reclusive Dr. Música Aud de Toilette. For those unfamiliar with the world-renowned Dr. Música Eau de Toilette, she’s credited with multiple, scientific-medical advances in women’s health; most recent is her new visual therapeutic Toilet Therapy! Scroll down, read the astonishing article below!

06/22/2026

The airy, nomadic reporter, Dr. Aerie Derrière shares with us part of her groundbreaking interview with the reclusive Dr. Música Aud de Toilette. For those unfamiliar with the world-renowned Dr. Música Eau de Toilette, she’s credited with multiple, scientific-medical advances in women’s health. Most recently, working with stress women experience when they’ve been cheated on, their trust betrayed by their husband or partner. An emotionally touchy, heart-delicate experience! One which the good doctor metaphorically suggests - can be wiped clean. Wonder what that means? Read on to learn how Dr. Aud de Toilette’s developed a remarkable visually-calming therapeutic! One which is noninvasive, requires no drugs or other medicine or group therapy or the assistance of a psychiatrist or other medical professional. To paraphrase, not quote, it’s as easy as flushing a toilet! Dr. Música Eau de Toilette coined her new visual, therapeutic Toilet Therapy. Has a familiar ring, no metaphoric inference to sounds. Perhaps, Number 1 or 2 or both; perhaps! Working in conjunction with women at Flushhimaway.com, they’ve come up with a unique way to impose a vibrantly colorful image of the guy’s face on a thin sheet of biodegradable paper which is placed in a toilet bowl, then, settles harmlessly at the bottom of the toilet bowl. The woman doesn’t get her hands wet. She places the image in the toilet bowl - it settles perfectly within seconds. The guy’s mouth is open wide - as are his big-bug-eyes. Seeing his face uncomfortable stirring up brings a visual pleasure, with ever flush! The cost of the biodegradable images is inexpensive. Seldom have penny’s in cost, produced such a rewarding and pleasure experience! One which comes with natural relief. Nearly, as rhythmic as the flow of water…. Au revoir!

06/20/2026

We’ve just received an extraordinary report from Johnny Barbados! Johnny travels the spacious Caribbean paradise for The Fools Gazette. He reports on events and other pleasures out and about in the tropical splendor of the Caribbean! Scroll down, read Johnny’s elevating experience while visiting the plush, boutique resort of Vista de Alta Holli on the island paradise of Melliferous in the sunny Caribbean! His exciting, uplifting report appears below!

06/20/2026

Here’s a sizzling hot story from the island paradise of Melliferous in the sunny Caribbean! A mystical story as alluring as a large pirate’s chest filled with treasure!
The adventurous, and dashingly handsome Johnny Barbados covers the picturesque Caribbean for The Fools Gazette. Yeah, a sweet place to work while enjoying the picturesque beauty!
Johnny as a knack for digging up fascinating treasure laced stories! Whether they’re buried beneath the sand or above. Thrilling stories filled with the tropical winds of adventure! What’s billowing in his traveling sails? An amazing, cocktailing experience! An elevating medicinal experience! An almost, abracadabra experience!
As soon as Johnny arrives on the island paradise of Melliferous - his experience with “The height of lofty service!” wraps him like a tropical breeze! Lavish, lofty service welcomes Johnny with an inviting winsome smile - which soothingly swirls around him as relaxing as a massage! All part of a well-choreographed magic carpet rollout of hospitality! Being a friend of Alta Holli, the bungalow Johnny is assigned has a breathtaking view of the sparking blue waters of the Caribbean... -The artsy, catchy phrase, “The height of lofty service!” coined by the former fashion model, Alta Holli. She’s the owner of the plush, boutique resort Vista de Alta Holli.
While freshening up in the comfy bungalow, Johnny hears a friendly voice. A voice he’s very familiar with, which whispers to him something which he’s equally familiar with, “I’m thirsty for a cold tropical cocktail!” To which Johnny quickly replies, “I hear you! Let’s go quench our thirst!” With enthusiasm in his footsteps - Johnny exists the bungalow. Walks along a wide earthen footpath towards the outdoor tiki bar aptly called, “Legroom!” As he enters, he sees on a thick wooden post to his right - a height comparison chart; there’s no missing it. Overhead are large ceiling fans circulating the air keeping the temperature comfortable for cocktailing - which goes nicely with the smorgasbord of friendly chat flowing fluidly throughout legroom. There’s plenty of leg room for 15 or so people in legroom. Some are standing, others seated. With a lottery-winning smile, Johnny glances at the other people, then, turns to his right - looks humbly at the breathtakingly view of the Caribbean Sea! A few moments later, Johnny sits. Less than a shake of a cocktail shaker later, leggy, Keri Sunflower, the stunningly attractive manager - walks over to where Johnny is seated. Beaming La Jolla gorgeous, Keri greets Johnny with her captivating beauty and friendly warmth!...
Johnny orders the tropical cocktail called a “Hollizer!” A premade elixir, which only requires being poured into a tall chilled glass. The ingredients? Well, one is dark rum, slices of fresh tropical fruit and some other natural additives. However, there’s something else added, a savory umami! Whatever it is, it’s a secret; added in private; not even the bartenders or servers know what the one special ingredient is! There’s an airy, savory flavor but other than that - it’s a mystery! What’s so special about a “Hollizer?” It increases a person height! Makes him or her taller! That’s not hearsay, rumor or dreamy fantasy, nor some sort of abracadabra; it’s an actual fact! Eyewitness accounts, and testimonials from individuals who’ve tried a “Hollizer!” experienced its mindboggling body lengthening effects! Thus, the reason for the height comparison chart. It’s a visual conformation the “Hollizer!” works! Leggy Keri returns with Johnny’s “Hollizer!” She sets it down on the table in front of Johnny. As they exchange smiles, Keri says, “Enjoy!” then winks! Johnny says, “Thank you!” Johnny picks up the tall cold glass, takes a sip! It’s utterly delicious! The tasty elixir speeds fluidly through Johnny’s body! As bartender’s, and chef’s alike say, “The proof is in the tasting!” When Johnny finishes his “Hollizer!” he stands, he feels a little taller, though it could be a quixotic experience. To find out, Johnny walks over to the height comparison chart. He looks directly at it, to his utter amazement he’s taller! It works! Doesn’t last long, about half hour. Drinking more than one “Hollizer!” doesn’t increase a person height nor for a longer period of time. Still, the effect is an exhilarating - elevating experience!
Two days later, when Johnny is leaving the island of Melliferous - who’s arriving? None other than, the illustrious Dr. U. Buttamist MD, PhD! Is he sniffing around to learn what the special ingredient is in the “Hollizer?” Time will reveal! In the meantime, we wait with thirsty anticipation to hear what Johnny Barbados has to report next from the spacious blue sky and blue waters of the Caribbean! Cheers!

06/15/2026

Below are 5 mindboggling news reports about the creative, and inventive genius of Dr. U. Buttamist, MD, PhD. Whose medical discoveries, scientific inventions and therapeutic achievements place him atop the tallest pedestal of creativity…- Doctor Buttamist, isn’t merely a man of 21 Century ingenuity, more so, of the 22 Century and beyond! His inventive genius is life-enhancing for tens of millions of people! Read about the incredible scientific-medical achievements of Doctor Buttamist. There’s more than the refreshing wind of entertainment in the air! Go ahead, climb the Mount Everest of Imgination! You won’t fall! The news stories cover Derrière Therapeutics! One is a cure for women with a pain in her derrière. Yes, that’s a pain in her ass! Another is a cure for women with a Pancakishness derrière! A flatfish derrière! There’s a cure for men who suffer from Visual Paralysis! There are the remarkable interactive Friendly Mirror, Hubris Mirror, and Brazilian Mirror! Every home should have at least one of the mirrors, better to have all 3! And there’s the breath of fresh air: Désirée’s Étouffer Secret - for instantly muffling farts while neutralizing any odor! Scroll down, read the short, humorously contagious articles below! Laughter awaits!

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