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08/26/2026

i want my kids to see me love being their mom without watching me disappear into motherhood. 🤍 i can cook dinner, love their daddy, show up for them AND have my own dreams, money and s**t that makes me feel alive. i want them growing up thinking that’s completely normal.

08/26/2026

i hate that women are made to feel guilty for wanting more when we already have a “good life.” 😂 i love my husband. i love my kids. i’m grateful as hell AND i still want more money, more experiences and bigger dreams. gratitude doesn’t mean i have to stop wanting s**t.

08/25/2026

“Then take your business off speaker” 😭😭😭 Auntie had been waiting to say that s**t

08/24/2026

I said I didn't want fries.

I stand by that statement. 😭

I did not want MY OWN fries.

That is a completely different financial commitment.

I wanted approximately 37% of HIS fries with absolutely no responsibility for ordering, paying for, or finishing them.

Marriage.

Then this man has the AUDACITY to move the fries away from me talking about:

“Then stop eating mine.”

Excuse me???

MINE???

We've been married all this time and suddenly we're separating assets over potatoes?! 💀

So now I'm offended.

Because if I have to order my own fries just to eat fries in my own marriage, what are we even doing here?

And yes, I took the whole container when I left.

It's not about the fries anymore.

It's about principle. 😭

08/23/2026

There is regular cleaning…

And then there is “my mother-in-law is five minutes away” cleaning. 😭

Two completely different industries.

Because why am I suddenly cleaning s**t nobody has EVER inspected??

Now I’m wiping fingerprints off the microwave.

Fluffing decorative pillows.

Putting shoes in places shoes have never been before.

And please don't open ANY doors.

That bedroom?

Condemned.

That closet?

Federal evidence.

That laundry basket I just carried away?

We don't fu***ng know her. 💀

And my husband standing there all calm talking about “she said five minutes” like he didn't just announce a category-five emergency???

SIR.

You knew your mother was coming over and waited until she was basically in the fu***ng driveway?!

Now move.

Your job is to light a candle and make this house smell like we have our s**t together. 😭

08/17/2026

I caught this man halfway to the front door with LUGGAGE. 😭

“Where are you going?”

“I’m moving out.”

Apparently I told him “no” one too many times and he has decided these living conditions are unacceptable. 💀

But then I asked what he packed.

A dinosaur.
A spatula.
Toilet paper.
Cereal.

AND THE FU***NG TV REMOTE.

I said “Why are you taking the remote?”

“So y’all can’t watch TV.”

OH SO YOU’RE BITTER?! 😭😭😭

You’re leaving the family AND shutting down entertainment on your way out?!

Then he announces “AND I’M TAKING THE CEREAL” like that’s the asset he won in the divorce.

Baby you are THREE.

You have no job.
No vehicle.
No credit.
And one of your boots isn’t even on correctly.

Where the f**k are you relocating to?! 😭

Anyway, if anybody sees a 3-year-old carrying Cinnamon Toast Crunch and my remote, please tell him rent is due on the first.

08/17/2026

The cape should’ve been my first warning. 😭

I walk outside and this child is crouched behind a patio chair wearing SWIM GOGGLES, rain boots and holding a tiny umbrella.

I said, “Baby… just walk around the sprinkler.”

“NO. I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.”

Oh okay.

My apologies, Captain America. 💀

This man waited for the water to turn, whispered “NOW” like he was storming fu***ng Normandy and TOOK OFF.

The sprinkler rotated back.

Immediate screaming.

Mission aborted.

Goggles crooked.
Cape soaked.
Umbrella abandoned on the battlefield.

Then he comes running back yelling “IT GOT ME!”

SIR???

You voluntarily entered combat with a lawn sprinkler. 😭

And “TURN THAT BITCH OFF” absolutely finished me.

Tomorrow we’ll be discussing tactical retreat.

08/13/2026

I heard him in the kitchen yelling “STOP LOOKING AT ME” and thought he was fighting with his brother.

Nope.

THE FU***NG TRASH CAN. 😭

Apparently every time he walks up to it and the lid opens, he thinks it’s trying to eat him.

So naturally does he stay away from it?

NO.

This little du***ss keeps going BACK to argue. 💀

“I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!”

Trash can: opens

“AAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMY!!!”

😭😭😭😭

Then two minutes later he’s back in the kitchen squaring up again.

At this point I’m staying out of it.

That beef is between him and Waste Management.

08/12/2026

I told him he couldn’t bring a giant dirty rock into the house.

Apparently that was me trying to tear apart a family. 😭

This child grabbed it tighter and screamed:

“HE LIVES WITH ME!”

Sir.

That is a ROCK.

Then he hits me with “HE’S MY FRIEND!”

Okay cool. Love that for you.

But when I asked what his little friend’s name was and this man screamed “HIS NAME IS KEVIN!” like I was supposed to already fu***ng know Kevin???

I LOST IT. 💀

And then he whispered “don’t listen to her, Kevin” like I’m the toxic one in their relationship.

So anyway, I guess I have another son now.

His name is Kevin.

He lives outside.

08/11/2026

This child specifically requested a crust removal. 😭

“Mommy, take that off!”

I even CONFIRMED.

“The crust?”

“YES!”

Okay. Bet.

So I'm pulling it off and watching his face slowly change like he's realizing he made the worst financial decision of his life. 💀

Then—

“WHY DID YOU BREAK IT?!”

SIR???

YOU ORDERED THIS SERVICE.

Now he's trying to press the crust back onto the bread like we're doing emergency surgery.

I tell him I can't put it back.

This man looks me dead in my face and screams:

“GET THE GLUE!”

THE GLUE?!?! 😭😭😭

Absolutely. Let me grab the Elmer's so we can perform a fu***ng bread transplant.

Living with a toddler is basically working customer service for someone who changes the terms and conditions AFTER the purchase.

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