Mama Memes

01/01/2026

He jumped on the couch, let one rip, and then said “the couch did it” 😭
Told me it “makes noises sometimes” and stared straight ahead like he was gonna get away with it 💀
I swear toddlers got more confidence than CEOs.

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12/31/2025

She laid her doll down like it just went through a breakup and told us not to talk to her 😩
Said “she’s going through something” and gave her a whole wellness nap.
I’m raising a toddler AND a licensed therapist 😭

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12/31/2025

He held that cone like it was the love of his life 😭 Said “it’s broken” and refused to eat it.
I offered him a new one and he yelled “BUT I LOVED THIS ONE!!”
I couldn’t even laugh. He was in real mourning over a cracked scoop of ice cream 😩💀

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12/29/2025

She walked in with my heels on and said she couldn’t talk because she “had work in the morning” 😭
Then said she was “19 years old and tired of everybody” like she’s been paying rent since 2012 💀
Ma’am… you still eat applesauce in a pouch.

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12/29/2025

He was in the middle of a concert in that backseat and I paused the music for 2 seconds…
He looked at me like I just ended his career 😭 said “You ruined it!!!” and wouldn’t speak to me the whole ride.
Toddlers take their playlists personally.

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12/27/2025

She was having a full toddler moment outside until the wind hit her ONE time — and it was over.
She started yelling “Stop touching me!” and hid behind the car like she was being chased 😭💀
I couldn’t even breathe from laughing.

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12/27/2025

Y’all… I gave him a bag of Goldfish and he said they were “too crowded and couldn’t breathe.” He laid them all out carefully on the tray like a rescue mission and told one of them “you’re safe now.”
I’ve never seen someone be so emotionally invested in a cracker 😭

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12/23/2025

She said “leave MY room” and got mad when I reminded her it’s actually mine 😩 like ma’am do you pay rent?

12/22/2025