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11/17/2022

https://thenearnewyorktimes.com/2022/11/17/girlbossed-too-close-to-the-sun-ive-gotten-this-far-without-knowing-what-fantasy-football-is-and-at-this-point-im-too-afraid-to-ask/?preview=true

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11/17/2022

The Near New York Times is back mother-cluckers. We'll be posting new content weekly, stay tuned for more headlines!

https://thenearnewyorktimes.com/2022/11/17/dumb-this-guy-just-bragged-about-winning-a-gubernatorial-election-whatever-that-is/

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04/29/2022

Issue #11 didn’t feel right, the doctors think it pushed some things out of order on its way out. Jesus Christ this hurts- (link in bio)

11/01/2021

We won Squid Game and blew the cash on publishing another newsletter. Fu**in whoops (Issue #10 is out now)https://pathfinderguides.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/new-new-york-times-10-halloween.pdf

11/01/2021

We're not done just yet: check out The Near New York Times's Spooktacular Halloween issue, which we found next to our Little League "Best Dressed" trophy. Link below:

https://pathfinderguides.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/new-new-york-times-10-halloween.pdf

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