11/25/2025
I hope you find this experiment as intriguingly mundane as I do. Domino’s is currently offering an unrestricted, any-topping pizza coupon for $9.99. Naturally, I saw this as an opportunity to push the boundaries.
What you see here is a pizza adorned with every single topping available at my local Domino’s. Due to the chain’s topping limits, I had to get creative—dividing the ingredients between the left and right sides. The result? A stark contrast: meat toppings dominate the right, while vegetables reign over the left.
When I first conceived this culinary Frankenstein, I had no illusions about its potential for greatness. Yet, to my surprise, it was... mostly tolerable. The optimal way to enjoy it, I discovered, was to fold the two halves together—fusing the chaos into a bizarre yet oddly satisfying balance of flavors.
Without the coupon, this experiment would have cost over $30. But thanks to Domino’s, I’ve finally realized a childhood dream—one that, in its own delightfully dull way, has been years in the making.
M34, Size 14US. No banana, standard size 14in Large pizza.