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I hope you find this experiment as intriguingly mundane as I do. Domino’s is currently offering an unrestricted, any-top...
11/25/2025

I hope you find this experiment as intriguingly mundane as I do. Domino’s is currently offering an unrestricted, any-topping pizza coupon for $9.99. Naturally, I saw this as an opportunity to push the boundaries.
What you see here is a pizza adorned with every single topping available at my local Domino’s. Due to the chain’s topping limits, I had to get creative—dividing the ingredients between the left and right sides. The result? A stark contrast: meat toppings dominate the right, while vegetables reign over the left.
When I first conceived this culinary Frankenstein, I had no illusions about its potential for greatness. Yet, to my surprise, it was... mostly tolerable. The optimal way to enjoy it, I discovered, was to fold the two halves together—fusing the chaos into a bizarre yet oddly satisfying balance of flavors.
Without the coupon, this experiment would have cost over $30. But thanks to Domino’s, I’ve finally realized a childhood dream—one that, in its own delightfully dull way, has been years in the making.
M34, Size 14US. No banana, standard size 14in Large pizza.

Soo.. if you men have this freckle/mole on your left arm. You are one of the dullest in the world, from the dullest anse...
11/25/2025

Soo.. if you men have this freckle/mole on your left arm. You are one of the dullest in the world, from the dullest ansestor in common.
Banana just deposited.
5 11"

Good evening. After years of frustration and arguments with staff I have decided that I am no longer ordering submarine ...
11/25/2025

Good evening. After years of frustration and arguments with staff I have decided that I am no longer ordering submarine sandwiches from anywhere ever again. The main problem that I have, which I’m sure many of you will understand is that the better deal is to get a footlong vs a 6 inch however one of the halves always ends up being right handed. I prefer to eat my submarine sandwiches left handed even though I am right handed and in order to do so I have to hold the right 6 inch half submarine in my left hand which either makes the end of the sandwich face the wrong way or I have to hold it upside down and the vegetables and sauces are on the bottom which provides an inferior eating experience. I have tried to explain this over and over to all of the major sub chains but they just do not get it. Tonight I ordered online and specified that I would like a footlong sub but to cut the bread in half before creating the sandwich and to make them both left handed. They obliged. The sandwich was to my specifications but they insisted on charging me for two 6 inch subs. This is where I draw the line. No banana for scale as I stole this picture to show you what an incorrect sub looks like. 44m shoe size 12 if they are nikes.

Fellow dullsters, this pretty fascinating to me. This is called the coffer illusion. There are 16 circles in this pictur...
11/25/2025

Fellow dullsters, this pretty fascinating to me.
This is called the coffer illusion. There are 16 circles in this picture. Once you see them, you can't unsee them.

Check out this dull car I picked up! I know some of you will appreciate it! 29M, size 13 shoe, no banana for reference b...
11/25/2025

Check out this dull car I picked up! I know some of you will appreciate it! 29M, size 13 shoe, no banana for reference because I’m allergic.

Look at your television controller. There is a strong chance that there will be four buttons, red, green, yellow(-ish), ...
11/25/2025

Look at your television controller. There is a strong chance that there will be four buttons, red, green, yellow(-ish), and blue. They may be in different locations, they may have different labels, different functions. The controller may be from a different manufacturer, but you will have these four colours.
Why these colours? Why this order? They are primary colours and visually distinct, and I can see why there might be standardisation, but then why do they have different functions?

My wife and I bought a new house and it had an oven that came with the house. The stove top works but I think there may ...
11/25/2025

My wife and I bought a new house and it had an oven that came with the house. The stove top works but I think there may be an internal lower element in the oven burnt out. It’s takes forever to heat up and struggles to maintain temp.
We are looking at replacing the oven rather than repairing it. My question is gas (propane) verus electric? It’s plumbed for either; ive never cooked with gas before.
What would be cheaper to run long term? Propane or electric? My concerns with the propane would be my toddler and the dogs accidentally turning the gas on.
32 M bunch of unripe bananas for scale

Hello everyone, first time poster but very dull dad. I'm curious as to what everyone never leaves the house without. I c...
11/25/2025

Hello everyone, first time poster but very dull dad. I'm curious as to what everyone never leaves the house without. I carry my Leatherman Wave+ a Boker AK1, and a Coast G20. Sometimes I do carry a 1 inch inspection mirror on a telescopic stick. I ve carried my leatherman in this pouch for about 4 years now and even if the whole thing goes with me in a coat pocket, I never leave the house without these. What's yours? *edit people were really concerned I don't have a wallet, I do. Also to answer a lot of the same question. I've worked in machine and fabrication shops for many years and do carpentry now as well and continually working on my house and workshop. Sorry for the across the pond who see a fixed blade as a weapon, it must be scary. All I see are tools like many other here do as well.

My sweet hubby of forty years put my socks on for me. He started to put the left one on my right foot so I said "No othe...
11/25/2025

My sweet hubby of forty years put my socks on for me. He started to put the left one on my right foot so I said "No other foot." To which he replied "Socks don't have a right or left they go on either foot." How is it possible that I've lived with this man for 40 years. And raised 3 children and had no idea that he didn't know socks had a right and a left?! As my friends in the UK (I think) would say i'm gobsmacked!
F 63 9.5, USA apple will have to suffice.

My first post, I’m so excited (but not too excited so as to compromise my dull status)!And had just as much fun taking t...
11/25/2025

My first post, I’m so excited (but not too excited so as to compromise my dull status)!
And had just as much fun taking the picture with my 14-year-old daughter and trying to explain why, as I’m sure I will have reading your comments…!
So here goes…
I grew up in the US and it was simply a given that traffic lights were understood to contain the colors red, yellow, and green.
Then 21 years ago I came to live in a not-to-be-specifically-named Middle Eastern country, where traffic lights are referred to as containing red, ORANGE, and green.
It took me a long time of thinking everyone around me was certifiable insane, to realize that perhaps there is something to that…? And perhaps the middle light in the US is actually more orange-leaning and we’ve all been fooling ourselves? Or is the middle color in the pic below actually more orange than it is in the US?
Please, can you all enlighten me as to how the middle color is referred to in your country, and whether you agree with it? Have I been living a lie all this time???
Female, 47, feet enormous since undergoing 6 pregnancies in semi-rapid succession, but the one who started everything expanding is holding the banana — a bit blurry as in the foreground and not really for scale since we couldn’t get too close to the traffic light, but at least the banana gives some color comparison.
(And yes, weirdly, the pic caught a moment of the red and yellow/orange/yellow/who-knows-what-color being activated at the same time, I have no idea how!)

These are gross
11/25/2025

These are gross

I thought this was interesting.  Others in the household didn't.  Tea bags float until you add cream, then they sink.   ...
11/25/2025

I thought this was interesting. Others in the household didn't. Tea bags float until you add cream, then they sink. Makes no difference, I just thought it was interesting. And I'm pretty sure I'll get called out for adding cream while the bag is still steeping by some across the pond.
53 male
Canadian
Tea bag for scale, no bananas around.

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