05/22/2026
Thieves suck.
Last Friday I went to get my hair cut. Same salon I’ve been going to for maybe a year. Kind of an isolated business, seemingly decent area, not exactly well travelled, and wide open space visually.
So imagine my surprise when I walk out to my car and see that my license plate is missing 😮
Just the rear plate.
I haven’t been anywhere but home since leaving a meeting at the hospital the day before. My license plate was definitely there when I left. My vehicle is black and the license plate is a very pale blue, so I notice it.
So I called the non-emergency PD line, reported the stolen plate, and spent the next 6 days hyper vigilant for the impending traffic stop for having no plate, report number at the ready when they run my front plate and it comes back as stolen 🤦♀️🤣
Today I had my appointment at the DMV (yup, appointments only here in GP Oregon). I was in and out in 20min with new plates, tags, and registration 🎉
Next stop: AutoZone
Adrian at AutoZone was awesome. I told him the bolts were missing and he grabbed some replacements and a screw driver. We had some in and out at the store a couple of times before we had what we needed, because it turns out that whoever stole my plate actually drilled it out of the tailgate leaving much larger holes than it had had previously.
So now I’m $50 lighter (much cheaper plates and hardware than I expected) and can drive in peace knowing I’m not missing plates that will get me pulled over.
Again, THIEVES SUCK