Simple Savvy Sloth

07/10/2025

Yes, I’m that friend who wants to tell you about something that’s actually worth your time. 💁‍♀️

I’m part of an exclusive shopping club with 500+ non-toxic, high-performing products—cleaners, vitamins, skincare, snacks—you name it.

💚 All made in the USA
💚 Backed by science (not hype)
💚 Safer for your family + pets

If you’re looking for a smarter way to shop without the greenwashing or overwhelm, this might be your thing. Message me to find out if it's a fit for you!

07/03/2025

A 20 year lung study found that cleaning with toxic products once a week is as bad for your lungs as smoking 20 ci******es a day 😳

That stat made me pause… and pivot.

Swapping to safer cleaners wasn’t a trend, it was protection for my health. Want to see what I use instead? I’ll show you.

06/08/2025

Hey, I'm Randi 👋

I'm a proud mom to a crazy smart, responsible college student and a rescue pup who runs the house. 🐾

I’m passionate about living a low-tox lifestyle because I believe wellness should be simple—not stressful.

I’m here to help you ditch the overwhelm, make easy everyday switches, and feel really good about what’s in your home. 💛

Let’s keep it clean, colorful, and totally doable. 🌿

06/05/2025

✨ Wellness isn’t a finish line—it’s how we show up daily.
It’s in the small choices: what we bring into our homes, how we fuel our bodies, the way we manage stress, and the products we trust.
You don’t have to be perfect—you just have to be intentional. 💛
Let it be simple. Let it be doable. Let it be yours.

06/04/2025

Okay, real talk: I used to be a Tide & Gain girl. My laundry smelled like a meadow, but also my skin was itchy and I was basically bathing our entire wardrobe in chemicals. 🧪😳 I switched to the "gentle" options to try and get rid of the toxins but wasn't ever satisfied and felt like the clothes weren't getting fully cleaned.
Then I found MelaPower, and y’all… it’s a game changer. 🌿
✨ No harsh chemicals
✨ No overpowering "spring breeze explosion" scent
✨ Actually gets clothes clean without leaving gunk behind
Plus it’s super concentrated, so I’m not hauling around giant jugs like I’m training for a CrossFit competition. 💪😂
Clean laundry, happy skin, less plastic, no drama. 10/10, would switch again.

06/02/2025

06/02/2025

☑️ Amazon – $139/year
☑️ Thrive Market – $60/year
☑️ Grove Collaborative – $29/year

But this? 👇
✅ Wellness Company – just $19 🙌
✅ Up to $100 in FREE products over your first 5 months 👏 (aka: free stuff we actually use)
✅ Ships lightning fast. Usually faster than Amazon! 🤩
✅ Made in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Eco-friendly & family-safe—no scary warning labels or safety caps needed!
✅ Backed by a 40-year-old, debt-free company = stability we wish our group chats had
✅ ZERO liability claims (ever) 🙌
✅ 100% Satisfaction Guarantee (but let’s be honest—you’ll love it)
✅ Friendly, fast U.S.-based customer service that doesn’t make you scream “REPRESENTATIVE!”

When I first made the switch, I expected it to be complicated. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. No label detective work. No weird ingredients. Just swapping stores and getting healthier stuff for the same money (sometimes less). ✨
I was blown away by the quality, the affordability, and how quickly I started feeling the difference in our home and health. The snacks? Delicious. The products? Effective. The peace of mind? Priceless. 💚
No gimmicks. No pressure. Just better choices without the drama.
And now that I know better, I have to share. Because friend, you deserve to feel good about what’s in your home—and I can help you get there. 🛒🌿💬