EX Melody

07/27/2025

Being a man helped me so much,I could have been single Mother of 8 with 8 baby daddies, I know myself.

07/27/2025

Congratulations cousin for joining the US Police academy. 🧐

1. *"Calm mind. Fierce soul. Watch this space. 👣🖤"*
2. *"Not just a look, it’s a statement. 🧐🔥"*
3. *"Confidence isn’t loud. It’s in the eyes. 😌📸"*
4. *"Built different. Wired for greatness. ⚙️✨"*
5. *"They see a pose. I see purpose. 💭💪"*

07/14/2025

Things that define Africans*😂😂😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔
8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛
9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍
*I am a proudly African
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07/13/2025

People who don’t understand your silence will never understand your words.

07/13/2025

It's crazy how men have to be financially stable to date broke women 😂

07/12/2025

A girlfriend that loves you when you have nothing, has another boyfriend.

07/12/2025

I rather trust a car with no brakes than

“His just a friend” 😂

07/12/2025

Nmetumia Dem yangu 25 bob anunue lunch sai namkol hashiki calls zangu najua ni juu ya furaha 😂💔

07/12/2025

Alcohol is only expensive when u are sober🍻🥃

07/12/2025

signs your have a dark side
1 you smile when you hear bad news
2 you enjoy silence more than Loud places
3 you talk to your self
4 you feel emotions deeply but don't express them
5 you laugh at serious things
6 you prefer night more than day
7 you love black
8 you have a bad eye

07/11/2025

Two clever people can't fall in love, true love need one idiot.