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27:1 Now it came to pass that the disciples preached to the masses, saying, "Upon the third day, those who guard the sepulcher of Christ will be struck down and Jesus will rise from his grave."
27:2 And the multitudes listened to him and believed him, saying, "Surely he was the son of God."
27:3 On the tenth day, people stopped listening.
27:4 On the fifth month, the disciples were mocked.
27:5 After one year, the guards placed at the entrance of the tomb were relieved, to pursue more important duties.
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1:24 But when they complained, they were beaten and told to be good slaves.
1:25 Just like they did to their slaves.
1:26 And they thought this unfair.
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16:11 And the disciples rejoiced.
16:12 All except Judas, who feared the wrath of the lord would come down upon him.
16:13 He took the thirty pieces of silver and bought a rope, which he used to hang himself.
16:14 And the remaining disciples rejoiced.
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18:13 As Jesus spoke, the skies split apart and the earth trembled; a great hand came forth from the heavens and grasped Jesus, carrying him above the firmament for all to see.
18:14 The people rejoiced, saying, "The lord God has claimed his son and brings him back to his place in Zion."
18:15 God instead killed Jesus and left his body to burn in the stars of the heavens.
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12:1 And there appeared in heaven a great wonder; a woman clothed in the light, with the moon as sandals and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.
12:2 She was the rarest of all God's creations; a woman which God did not hate.
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1:3 Anyways, in the times of Herod, the priest Zechariah was married to the woman Elisabeth, a descendent of the daughters of Aaron.
1:4 They were both righteous and holy people, who obeyed the lord and followed the laws of Moses.
1:5 So, of course, God f***s with them and makes her barren, so that she can't have any kids.
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1:1 The hallucinations of Isaiah the son of Amoz, which he saw concerning the fate of Judah and Jerusalem during the days of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz and Hezekiah.
1:2 Hear me, O children of Israel and give ear to my words, for the lord has spoken. He did scream in my ear the hatred he has for his children.
1:3 The oxen know his owner and the horse his stable, but the children of Israel forgot who is their God.
1:4 You are a sinful nation, stained with transgressions, iniquity and the seed of heathens; how your clothes are bathed in the children of foreign men.
1:5 You have provoked the wrath of the Holy one and his fury shall descend to the earth and consume all in great anger.
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1:1 Now Mary was espoused to Joseph and before the two came together, she discovered that she was with child.
1:2 She worried, for Joseph was a jealous man, who would stone her if he found that Mary lied with another
https://8thhousepublishing.com/books/non-fiction/389-blasphemous-bible man before lying with him.
1:3 So she came to Joseph and said, "I bring you good tidings of great joy.
1:4 An angel of the lord visited me in the night and told me that I shall carry the son of God, who will show us the path of salvation.
1:5 He shall be born of a virgin, so that all know he is the miracle child; and we shall name him Jesus, for he will cleanse us of all sins."
1:6 Now Joseph was a stupid man, who believed the words of his betrothed Mary; he was also a man of honour, who took her as a wife.
1:7 And he knew not the lust of Mary until after the firstborn child was born; and Jesus looked a lot like Jacob, the elder brother of Joseph.
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