19/03/2026
To the genius who thought it was funny to slap a sticker on my car…
Just so you know — I have cameras, and yes, I’ve already called the police.
You don’t get to walk up and treat someone else’s vehicle like it’s a community bulletin board. That’s my car. My property.
Touching it, sticking something on it, leaving adhesive, messing with the paint — that’s not a prank. That’s vandalism.
And saying “it’s just a sticker” doesn’t make it okay. If anything, it just proves you knew exactly what you were doing.
So here’s what happens next: I’m pulling the footage, saving the timestamps, and turning it over.
If you thought it was funny, you can explain the joke to an officer.
Seriously — keep your hands off other people’s property. It’s not that hard. 😊😤🤨