03/19/2026
I thought I was just having a regular chat, but it turns out I was attending my official performance review! ππΌ
This little negotiator sat me down and said she 'made a decision.' When I asked what it was, she laid out my future options as her dad.
Her terms:
"You can continue being my dad... or not." π€·ββοΈπ€£
The level of serious thought she put into this is everything. Tag a parent who needs a formal evaluation like this! ππ