09/09/2026
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California registered s*x offender Calese Crowder, widely nicknamed the “Butt-Sniffing Bandit,” has been sentenced to 170 days in county jail after violating his parole.
The 39-year-old was arrested after Glendale businesses reported a man crouching behind customers and allegedly attempting to smell them. Police reviewed surveillance footage from multiple stores before locating and arresting Crowder.
A judge said Crowder violated a special parole condition requiring him to remain at least six feet away from people’s buttocks. He was also ordered to stay 100 yards away from several stores in Glendale.