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speak?
12/07/2014

speak?

12/07/2014

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
He replies “BREASTS.”

12/07/2014

Mrs. Peterson went to the doctor: “I’m terribly worried about my boy. He thinks he’s a chicken.”
The doctor asked, “And how long has this been going on?”
“Almost a year,” Mrs. Peterson replied.
“Well for goodness sakes! Why didn’t you bring him to see me sooner?”
“Because we needed the eggs!”

lol !!
12/06/2014

lol !!

12/06/2014

:) :) :P
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

true s**t :!!!
12/06/2014

true s**t :!!!

12/06/2014

:) :P
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

:)  :)
12/06/2014

:) :)

12/06/2014

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

lol.
12/06/2014

lol.

12/06/2014

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen*s," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

12/06/2014

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

12/06/2014

:)
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

12/06/2014

Jokes: :)
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

My silence doesn't MeanI FORGOT YOUmy disappearance doesn't mean I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUcOz  u R mine &U will be always in...
12/06/2014

My silence doesn't Mean
I FORGOT YOU
my disappearance doesn't mean
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU
cOz u R mine
&
U will be always in my deep heart"

12/06/2014

HINDI : :)
Winter joke
3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe
bahas kar rahe the.
1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai
k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to
pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.

2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni
sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty
hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use
aag pr pighla k sunte hain.

3rd: Bs itni si,Kal Hmare ghar
mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen
sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua
mila.Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya
to awaz aai Poooooooon..

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