NEVERWUZ Productions produces memorabilia for events that never happened. The act of re-imagining a better past is a step toward imagining a better future.
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Time to celebrate the most influential internet store in human history - NEVERWUZASTORE.COM where shoppers weary of bad news can find relief in a selection of brilliantly created posters and prints that offer an alternative reality of what could have been but NEVERWUZ. Imagine a better past to envision a better future.
Oscar night 2022 - Will Smith interrupts comedian Chris Rock after Chris makes a joke about his wife Jada's bald head. Will walks to the mic, apologizes for stopping the show and sadly explains why the joke cruelly mocked his wife's medical condition. Chris apologizes, they hug and the show resumes, providing an example to men everywhere for confronting a wrong without violence.
Here's a valentine.
jOY to the world!
On January 5th, 2015 I published this poster for a Beatles reunion that never happened. What with Peter Jackson's amazing "The Beatles - Get Back", it seems like a good time for a redux.
Posters available at - neverwuzastore.com
Drowning in data? Fed up with Facebook? Step away from your device - unplug!
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Now that we have absolute proof that aliens have been around for years, this long suppressed National Inquirer cover can finally be released. It shows aliens and celebrities partying together down the road from Area 51 at Area 54. Recognize anyone?
Happy 4th 2021 - not what it's cracked up to be.
The family that preys together, stays together. The date on the magazine is the original publication... the updated boys just keep lookin smarter every day with those beards!
"P is number one" hissed MTG in a golden shower of hate that flooded the capital on January 6th. The Mad Bladder's P Party went on into the wee-wee hours until forced to evacuate the sacred marble halls of congress... the odor still lingers.
Mars 2050 - A jubilant Lord Musk has upgraded his ALSET body again and solved his pesky manpower shortage by purchasing reliable slave labor from Amazon Prisons Inc. Mars Day anyone?
That darn day again and amidst the climate deniers and anti vaxers, conspiracy theorists and Democracy doubters we struggle to come to terms with the obvious... the climate s**t is hitting the fan. Get ready Earthlings!
I'm in the mood to make images that celebrate humanity and let my apocalyptic visions take a rest for awhile. Here's to 2021 and dreams of a better world.
Donald Trump, when informed that he had done well in a primary with the poorly educated said " I love the poorly educated!" He doesn't of course and their misbegotten love for him is a measure of their abandonment by the Democratic Party. Watching them beat a policeman with American flags while the crowd chanted USA is an scene that will haunt our collective memory for... well, for at least a week.
2020 a year to forget? No, let's remember and make sure 2021 is a better year for all of us.
Now that he has been defeated and our imperfect Democracy has survived, it's time to honor and celebrate those who helped us keep our spirits up and let us know that we weren't going insane. There's serious work ahead and laughter will lighten the load.
Witness the craven cavort of these pusillanimous pachyderms, a farewell writ in melting hair dye and bile.
(with apologies to the brilliant Heinrich Kley 1863-1945)
It only took nearly four years colossal corruption and murderous mismanagement of a pandemic to defeat the worst president in history. Whew!
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Some say that what we are experiencing in this moment is all part of HIS plan. Perhaps it's time to live and work and play according to HER plan.
This is the summer of our discontent. Horrible people have their greedy criminal hands on the wheels of power and they will do anything to hang on to it...anything.
A new low, but fear not... Donny will always make
us G.A.S.P. (Grotesque American Spectacle Parade)
On August 22, 2000 The New York Times reported that Scientists at the National Institutes of Health announced that they put together a draft of the entire sequence of
the human genome, and the researchers declared, there is only one race — the human race.
Sometimes it's easy to forget who we are, how beautiful we are... even when we screw up. At time when all of us are aware of our common precious lives, we watch in horror as a life is brutally taken by men we entrust with our safety. In the face of brutality and madness we need to remember how beautiful we are, even when we screw up. Let's find ways to heal.
Oh, Jesus... just when you think the stupid old white man in the White House has buried himself in racist comments, his possible replacement shoots off his stupid old white racist mouth. God help us.
Hi**er is accepted into art school, falls in with a group of pacifist vegetarians, moves to Berlin and becomes the leader and brilliant spokesman for a global peace and love movement, is shot and while recovering in hospital writes Mein Liebe. There is no WWII and he goes on to become a film maker, winning 12 Oscars for Mein Liebe the movie in 1962. His last public appearance is at Woodstock where he declares “Love is the final solution”.
Because he can.
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