Nobody Likes Onions

Nobody Likes Onions Nobody Likes Onions is a comedy podcast started in 2005 by the sea. Jk jk we just goof around and sh Listen to a few shows and we guarantee you’ll be hooked.

For over fifteen years, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from Los Angeles, New York, Las Vegas and around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives. NLO ascended to the top of the podcast ranks quickly, making a name for itself early on with famous guests, interesting co-hosts, and innovative comedy formats typically not portrayed in terrestrial radio, and growing into a massive form of entertainment for it’s tens of thousands of listeners worldwide. The culture of NLO spans over a decade, with a rich tapestry of comedy and podcasting history, often involving inside jokes and references that can take time to understand. The shows range from engaging and serious, to silly and ridiculous.

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12/17/2024

Tickets on sale now at Hackamania.com!

MAY 31-JUNE 1 - GET YOUR TICKETS to see NLO, Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and BeDabbler, Ray Devito, Earl Skakel, Pat...
04/11/2024

MAY 31-JUNE 1 - GET YOUR TICKETS to see NLO, Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and BeDabbler, Ray Devito, Earl Skakel, Pat Dixon and more! Grab your tickets today and save 20% with promo code NLO at www.hackamania.com!

NEW SHOW! Patrick says some nice things, we watch Summer Sinclair struggle on stage, older women are funnier, LA Comedy ...
02/17/2023

NEW SHOW! Patrick says some nice things, we watch Summer Sinclair struggle on stage, older women are funnier, LA Comedy Club is more lost than ever, Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club is starting to get desperate, and so much more!

Patrick must have gotten a good night's sleep, because he's downright cherubic at the outset of this show, complimenting the good nature of people like Big I...

Patrick is back with a satirical show that's sure to sooth your succulents. If you aren't a cactus person, you'll probab...
02/15/2023

Patrick is back with a satirical show that's sure to sooth your succulents. If you aren't a cactus person, you'll probably still enjoy it. Patrick has ideas for how to really make Valentine's Day pop by changing things up the day before. He's had about enough of women thinking they're equal or funny and he's going to recalibrate their tiny brains in this episode. Patrick makes an earnest plea for support of the program after crapping all over half the audience. We get a live report from a show where apparently some comedy thievery is afoot. The truth about Jozalyn Sharp finally comes out, just days before her album. Comedians from far corners of nowhere are taking out insane ads on Facebook. We look at an all-women local show and draw conclusions based on Summer Sinclair being listed on the lineup. Improv comedy is still bad and weird. Did you watch the roast of Mr. Peanut? Tim Chizmar joins us, we run out of time to talk about Jill Carlson again, and we find the worst kind of ASMR your little amygdala can handle.

Patrick is back with a satirical show that's sure to sooth your succulents. If you aren't a cactus person, you'll probably still enjoy it. Patrick has ideas ...

Patrick may have misdirected some of his ire. Tonight we examine the world of Jack Spear, aka Dillion Dilligaf, aka Tim ...
02/09/2023

Patrick may have misdirected some of his ire. Tonight we examine the world of Jack Spear, aka Dillion Dilligaf, aka Tim Chizmar's hero. Dilligaf is the creator and one of the major causes of failure of The Blue Zone Comedy Tour, amongst

Patrick may have misdirected some of his ire. Tonight we examine the world of Jack Spear, aka Dillion Dilligaf, aka Tim Chizmar's hero. Dilligaf is the creator and one of the major causes of failure of The Blue Zone Comedy Tour, amongst other awful projects. He's also starring in a movie about a vio...

Don’t miss the multiple mental meltdowns that occurs in this supersized episode. Hitting feeds soon!
01/28/2023

Don’t miss the multiple mental meltdowns that occurs in this supersized episode. Hitting feeds soon!

It's full-on winter here in Las Vegas, and word is that Kitty Pineapple aka David Lee aka Kawika aka Lance aka Kitty Adam's Apple is alone out there on these...

You all suck and I can prove it.
01/19/2023

You all suck and I can prove it.

The Las Vegas comedy scene is unique. Whether it's the tendency of shows to be shorter, and thus allowing comedians with less material to "move up" before th...

A FAKE TRANS comedian named Kitty Pineapple (David Lee) tried to blackmail Patrick. It did not go well. 🤣
01/13/2023

A FAKE TRANS comedian named Kitty Pineapple (David Lee) tried to blackmail Patrick. It did not go well. 🤣

Wait until you hear about this s**t! Patrick has received a threat from Kitty Pineapple and it is not good. Could Patrick be on the verge of being cancelled?...

Your ex-wife just dropped off the TV so it’s your week with the podcast! Watch our latest show here:
01/08/2023

Your ex-wife just dropped off the TV so it’s your week with the podcast! Watch our latest show here:

We hope you're full of Christmas goose, or suckling pig, or tofurkey and whatnot, because Patrick has restocked the whiskey barrel and charged up his FPV dro...

NEW SHOW! Aftershow only for subscribers! Over 15 new hours of stuff hitting feeds this week! You’re gonna need new earb...
12/20/2022

NEW SHOW! Aftershow only for subscribers! Over 15 new hours of stuff hitting feeds this week! You’re gonna need new earbuds lololololol!!!1!!

Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump's latest scam - collectible NFT tradi...

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