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Genetics are wild.  My mother had crazy tiny pinky toenails.  She painted them with the tip of a toothpick.  I have been...
09/23/2025

Genetics are wild. My mother had crazy tiny pinky toenails. She painted them with the tip of a toothpick. I have been blessed similarly. There almost isn't even a toenail. Hershey's kiss for scale. 39m.
Edit: posted a follow up photo for those that "needed" it. Good luck finding it.

I found this what my wife believes is a dogs play thing on Barmouth Beach this morning while taking a stroll, she is ver...
09/23/2025

I found this what my wife believes is a dogs play thing on Barmouth Beach this morning while taking a stroll, she is very keen to take it home for the Grand Dog to play with, I'm troubled as I think it might be a nautical implement and should be handed in at the local boat yard so though I'd reach out to my fellow dullards as to what you think it might be?, size 5 Crocs inclided for scale.

Visited Whitby today with my wife and child. Had a look round the Abbey, which is basically a church that ran out of fun...
09/23/2025

Visited Whitby today with my wife and child. Had a look round the Abbey, which is basically a church that ran out of funding so they never finished it. A guy who makes films went there on holiday once and he thought it looked creepy so he thought of an idea for a film. He called that film An Interview With Bram Stokers Dracula, I’ve never seen it but it apparently it’s good. I saw this thing in the ground that looks like a Dracula bed so I told my daughter that’s what it is. I’ve no idea what it really is, it’s probably just a grave or something.
Aged 42 and 3 months, size 10, can never find a pen in my house, I buy boxes of them all the time but I don’t know where they go.

I think one of the reasons trust is such an important pillar of marriage is that it’s the one that’s tested the most oft...
09/23/2025

I think one of the reasons trust is such an important pillar of marriage is that it’s the one that’s tested the most often. Take, for example, these pills. Every saturday, for as long as I can remember, my sweet wife loads up our pill caddies for the week. It’s probably here that I should mention I’m not on any medication, nor do I know what any of these pills are, much less what they’re for.
I do know there are 14 of them for each night, and every night I dutifully swig them down one by one. Are they innocent supplements? Probably. Could these innocent supplements inadvertently create a toxic combination that will cause a third arm to grow outta my butt? Possibly.
But, is it poison? I’m, like, 80% certain it’s not, and that’s how I know she’s the one for me.

Upon my midnight scroll though Facebook market place to look at the overpriced furniture and appliances, I came across t...
09/23/2025

Upon my midnight scroll though Facebook market place to look at the overpriced furniture and appliances, I came across this rather interesting post, ignoring the fact someone’s mother is being advertised (for whatever reason) but the fact this would be a huge human rights violation🤔
Male, 27 size 9, likes scrolling for overpriced appliances

So, amazing thing I witnessed today whilst watching Young Sheldon. Missy used the correct term 'couldn't care less' rath...
09/23/2025

So, amazing thing I witnessed today whilst watching Young Sheldon. Missy used the correct term 'couldn't care less' rather than the usual 'could care less' that many Americans incorrectly use. Discuss.
No bananas, but i do have a screen shot.

A long time ago I posted on FB the most unappealing food advert I'd ever seen. It's outside a local shop on Brecon Road ...
09/23/2025

A long time ago I posted on FB the most unappealing food advert I'd ever seen. It's outside a local shop on Brecon Road in Merthyr Tydfil.
Much has changed over that time but the photo remains to this day.
Let's dissect how many times people thought it was a good idea:
- The person who came up with the initial idea
- The food photographer who took the photo
- The initial person who came up with the idea seeing the photo and still thinking 'yes, this is still a good idea'
- The printers when they made the copies
- The individual store manager when he put the poster up
And, here's another added level as the store has changed hands since I last posted it, so;
- The new store manager.
All of these people looked at this poster and thought "yes, this will do nicely. People walking past will stop in their tracks and come darting in to buy such a dry, boring, plain burger."
I mean, put a bit of cheese on it, maybe toast the bun or at least a sprig of lettuce and a slice of tomato?
No.
Plain.
Dry burger in a dry bun. Stick it on a napkin with a grey background.
😑
Take my money now.... 🙄😕

Last year I flew from Turkey to Kuwait, potentially one of the least dull countries on earth. On the flight I had the un...
09/22/2025

Last year I flew from Turkey to Kuwait, potentially one of the least dull countries on earth. On the flight I had the unique experience of meeting the Azerbaijani beach volleyball team. The Turkish pilot deciding to take a unique flight path
18m, Australian, size 13. No bananas for scale but the flight route was roughly 139,241,334 bananas long

I just came home from a long day of work building widgets for the betterment of mankind and the military industrial comp...
09/22/2025

I just came home from a long day of work building widgets for the betterment of mankind and the military industrial complex. My wife was throwing away an empty container of Tide, and was shaking it. There was something rattling around in the bottom. She was wondering if they put some incidious insert in the jug to enable stealth shrinkflation. So, as dull people do, I figured I would get to the bottom of this. Carefully opening the jug, I found a whole layer of clear crystals in the bottom. So I rinsed out the jug and strained the residue. They are clear, star shaped, and relatively water insoluble. No smell. Wanted to taste one, but I'm too dull for that. M 59, 11.5 EE. Banana ALWAYS at the ready.

This morning, I had a profound revelation while dressing my baby.  I noticed the label on her leggings said:�UK: 3-6 mon...
09/22/2025

This morning, I had a profound revelation while dressing my baby. I noticed the label on her leggings said:
�UK: 3-6 months�CAN / US: 9 months
Naturally, my first thought was: “Ah, American & Canadian babies must be bigger!”Then, a few seconds later after my brain finished buffering, I realised I had performed a flaw in basic math and logic. If 9-month-old US/CAN babies are wearing the same size as 3 month old UK babies… it’s not that American & Canadian babies are bigger. It’s that they're smaller. Cue the dramatic plot twist.
So off I go to consult google and land on a forum discussing this dull yet perplexing topic. First comment I see? A valiant attempt at humour: “UK babies are stunted by all the tea and crumpets.” A fine hypothesis my friend but alas, also fallen down at the basic math. If anything, UK babies are thriving on their crumpet-fuelled growth spurts.
Further down, someone gives a serious-sounding explanation involving height and age based sizing differences across countries. I didn’t fully grasp it but honestly I think it’s a red herring because no matter how the sizing is calculated, these exact leggings are being worn by 3 month olds in the UK and 9 month olds in CAN/US.
Therefore, I submit two possible conclusions:
1. UK babies are born with disproportionately long giraffe like legs.
2. US parents are just out there being trendsetters dressing babies in cropped trousers.
I remain fully open to hearing other theories especially from counterpart parents across the pond.
M 36, feet size 8.5 sometimes rounded up to 9. Baby girl next to toy banana for scale.

I'm in  a scam off with a  scammer on Instagram who's pretending to be an American soldier. Currently i am presenting my...
09/22/2025

I'm in a scam off with a scammer on Instagram who's pretending to be an American soldier. Currently i am presenting my counter scam offer to their 500 dollar apple giftcard scam request.

I greeted my husband when he came home from his MRI this morning. "How'd it go, hon?" Grinning, he said, "Everything wen...
09/22/2025

I greeted my husband when he came home from his MRI this morning. "How'd it go, hon?" Grinning, he said, "Everything went great! Even better -- they gave me a CD this time. So, we can watch it together!" As I contemplated our date with my husband's vertebrae, I read the envelope.
Now, we have so many questions. Why? Is that implanted device--which we were told was a pacemaker--really something else? Will it self-destruct after one use? If we can only watch it one time, should we pop open the champagne and watch it now, or save it for our progeny? We look to this group for answers.

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