09/23/2025
I think one of the reasons trust is such an important pillar of marriage is that it’s the one that’s tested the most often. Take, for example, these pills. Every saturday, for as long as I can remember, my sweet wife loads up our pill caddies for the week. It’s probably here that I should mention I’m not on any medication, nor do I know what any of these pills are, much less what they’re for.
I do know there are 14 of them for each night, and every night I dutifully swig them down one by one. Are they innocent supplements? Probably. Could these innocent supplements inadvertently create a toxic combination that will cause a third arm to grow outta my butt? Possibly.
But, is it poison? I’m, like, 80% certain it’s not, and that’s how I know she’s the one for me.