Kim and Ket Stay Alive - Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive - Maybe A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist! Listen here: https://link.chtbl.com/MOHfnfYZ

Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn,...
10/08/2025

Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”

Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2.

Dir. Sean Byrne
Writer Nick Lepard

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🎥✨ Get ready! Thanks for guessing, everyone. Part 1 out this Wednesday!
10/03/2025

🎥✨ Get ready! Thanks for guessing, everyone. Part 1 out this Wednesday!

10/03/2025

🎥❓ It’s Teaser Thursday!
Can you guess what movie we’re trying to survive next week?

Drop your guesses in the comments!

Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”Ket finishes telling Kim abou...
10/01/2025

Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”

Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting.

Dir. Craig Johnson

Writer Kent Sublette

Ep. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”Ket tells Kim about The Parenting st...
09/24/2025

Ep. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”

Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week.

Dir. Craig Johnson
Writer Kent Sublette

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Ep. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”Kim tells Ket the seco...
09/17/2025

Ep. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”

Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Monkey.

Dir. Osgood Perkins
Writer Osgood Perkins

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Ep. 369 The Monkey, Part 1: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”Kim tells Ket about Th...
09/10/2025

Ep. 369 The Monkey, Part 1: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”

Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive.

*Adam Scott is in no way associated with Ketryn, nor has he ever been, and does not wish to be

Dir. Osgood Perkins
Writer Osgood Perkins

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09/05/2025

🎥✨ Get ready! Thanks for guessing, everyone. Part 1 out this Wednesday!

09/04/2025

🎥❓ It’s Teaser Thursday!
Can you guess what movie we’re trying to survive next week?

Drop your guesses in the comments!

Ep. 368 Azrael, Part 2: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”Ket finishes telling Ki...
09/03/2025

Ep. 368 Azrael, Part 2: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”

Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael.

Dir. E.L. Katz
Writer Simon Barrett

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Ep. 367 Azrael, Part 1: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”Ket tells Kim about Azr...
08/27/2025

Ep. 367 Azrael, Part 1: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”

Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess.

Dir. E.L. Katz
Writer Simon Barrett

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Kim and Ket Stay Alive…Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive…Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.