Kim and Ket Stay Alive - Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive - Maybe A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist! Listen here: https://link.chtbl.com/MOHfnfYZ

EP. 380 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 2”Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie an...
11/26/2025

EP. 380 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 2”

Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what happens to Tillie Mim leads Arik to reveal one of the most romantic things he’s ever said to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketrik will live or die in Together.

Writer/Dir. Michael Shanks

EP. 379 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 1”Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple, Alison B...
11/19/2025

EP. 379 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 1”

Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple, Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The parallels feel like a pointed warning directed at KKSAM’s real life couple: stick to rain water. Also, Bimberly’s doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we discover if the Spice Girl prophecy comes true.

Writer/Dir. Michael Shanks

Ep. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul is!”We are no closer to finding Paul bu...
11/05/2025

Ep. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul is!”

We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul.

Dir. John Hough
Writers Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John Hough

Ep. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he ...
10/29/2025

Ep. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”

Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Weapons.

Dir./Writer Zach Cregger

Listen now: https://buff.ly/3iaO4JL

Ep. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin,...
10/22/2025

Ep. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”

Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we’re surviving in this movie!

Dir./Writer Zach Cregger

Listen now: https://buff.ly/3iaO4JL

🎥✨ Get ready! Thanks for guessing, everyone. Part 1 out this Wednesday!
10/17/2025

🎥✨ Get ready! Thanks for guessing, everyone. Part 1 out this Wednesday!

10/16/2025

🎥❓ It’s Teaser Thursday!
Can you guess what movie we’re trying to survive next week?

Drop your guesses in the comments!

Ep. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”Kim finishes telling Ket about Dan...
10/15/2025

Ep. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”

Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals.

Dir. Sean Byrne
Writer Nick Lepard

Listen now: https://buff.ly/3iaO4JL

Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn,...
10/08/2025

Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”

Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2.

Dir. Sean Byrne
Writer Nick Lepard

Listen now: https://buff.ly/3iaO4JL

10/03/2025

🎥❓ It’s Teaser Thursday!
Can you guess what movie we’re trying to survive next week?

Drop your guesses in the comments!

Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”Ket finishes telling Kim abou...
10/01/2025

Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”

Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting.

Dir. Craig Johnson

Writer Kent Sublette

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Kim and Ket Stay Alive…Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive…Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.