Jennie Ortiz

08/06/2026

My big Pretty Girl❤️

08/06/2026

Accidentally got my husband into True Crime documentaries. Last night it was Shanann Watts, tonight, Aileen Wuornos!

08/06/2026

Just remembered I’m a certified rat tickler and I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣

08/05/2026

I am genuinely traumatized by what I witnessed on Perez Hilton’s Live tonight. I’m beyond angry with TikTok. Y’all are quick as hell to hand out 7 day bans over the dumbest s**t. Cuss too much? Ban. Hit your v**e? Ban. Wear shorts that are “too short?” Ban. But you let a Live stay up for damn near 40 minutes while someone was standing there naked, cutting himself, and saying he wanted to end his life? What the actual f**k? That wasn’t entertainment. That was someone having a mental health crisis in front of thousands of people, and it should’ve been shut down immediately. TikTok seriously needs to get their priorities straight. When are we gonna start taking mental health seriously?? Yall pray for Perez, and his babies and family.

07/17/2026

I’ve decided that I want to earn and collect the strangest certificates to hang on my wall. Just for s**ts and giggles because I think it’ll be hilarious for my grandkids to look at one day and be like “what the f**k was grandmas issue?” 🤣🤣 Ive already earned my Unicorn Hunting License from LSSU, now I’m working on my Rat Tickling Certificate 🤣🤣🤣

*Update* I got it lmfao

06/08/2026

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get in my f**kin way🤣 No but seriously, it sat there for a whole 3 minutes and just looked at us🤣

06/05/2026

Today my girls learned Independent Zoological Research and Applied Mathematics and culinary sciences! Or as non-homeschooled families would say, we watched raccoon videos on YouTube all day and they argued about why they should get to stay up later and have a midnight snack instead of going to bed. 🤣

05/31/2026

05/27/2026

My moms cat had some surprise kittens🤣 So now our afternoon is being spent watching her through the camera 🐾🐾

05/27/2026

Anyone else’s husband make up his own lyrics to every single song he hears? 🤣🤣 ゚viralシ