10/19/2025
Hey human… it’s me, your friendly ceiling spider! 🕷️
Before you scream or grab a shoe, give me just one minute…
I’m not dangerous.
No, really. I’m a cellar spider — one of the most common house spiders around. I don’t bite people, I don’t spread diseases, and I definitely don’t want to crawl into your bed. (That’s a myth… I promise.)
So why am I hanging out in your home?
Because your place is cozy… AND full of delicious little pests.
Mosquitoes, flies, moths? I eat them all while you sleep.
I’m basically your chemical-free pest control service — quiet, tidy, and highly effective.
I spin a little web in the corner, do my job, and disappear. No drama.
I don’t want to bother you. I just want to live.
So next time you see me up there, maybe skip the stomp?
You can always gently relocate me outside — no hard feelings.
Thanks for your patience.
With love, from your misunderstood eight-legged roommate
