12/25/2025
’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
Old Glory Bank stood, secure and so grand.
The ledgers were balanced with diligence and care,
Protecting liberty for the future we share.
Citizens were nestled, their work all complete,
While visions of freedom made slumber sweet.
Old Glory Nation slept soundly tonight,
Knowing this bank fought for their rights.
When out on the markets there arose such a cheer,
I opened my app to see gains drawing near.
Away to my laptop I flew like a flash,
Checked interest and yields, the growth of my cash.
The moon on the rise over Wall Street’s bright glow,
Gave luster of hope to the banking we know.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Decentralized Finance; our future made clear!
With strong stablecoin, so steady and quick,
I knew in a moment this wasn’t a trick.
More rapid than rumors, the headlines they came,
And they shouted with pride, and called them by name:
“Now Checking! Now Crypto! Now Lending and Loans!
On Freedom! On Banking! On Savings that grows!
To the top of the chains! To the vaults we all fly!
With trust and with tech, our limit’s the sky!”
Great innovation, bold, bright, and new,
Crypto and banking, unified in view.
All my accounts with transparency clear,
Combined in a system, both modern and dear.
As patriots stand with their freedoms in sight,
Trusting a bank that protects what is right:
Faith and flag, and first responders, too;
Communities, military – our confidence grew.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the streets,
The ringing of bells, music so sweet.
Old Glory Bank planned a new dashboard to use,
That secured my values and freedom to choose.
They spoke not a word, but went straight to their task,
Building a future no tyrant could mask.
And proudly waving the flag with a cheer,
They shouted, “The Defi Economy is here!”
But I heard them exclaim as they rode out of sight:
“God bless America, and to all a good night!”
