Cpt obvious

05/31/2026

05/31/2026

My ex-wife once caught me carrying around one of those rooster decorations and said, "Put that c**k back on the shelf."

Well, fast forward to today... different store, different day, and this time I found one made out of clear vodka. 😂

I couldn't help but laugh because some memories just follow you everywhere. You can change towns, stores, and even states, but somehow life always finds a way to put another rooster in your path.

Now I'm curious... what's the funniest thing an ex ever said to you that still randomly pops into your head years later?

05/30/2026

They thought the old country boy was green… whole time I was playing dumb just to watch the play unfold. Funny thing about people trying slick moves — they always tell on themselves when they get too comfortable. I kept talking, kept annoying ‘em, let ‘em think I wasn’t paying attention. End of the night? I walked away untouched while they sat there confused. Moral of the story: don’t mistak

05/30/2026

We came all the way to Chicago thinking we were gonna stand on top of the Sears Tower and show everybody the view. Then we found out the only way up was taking an elevator! So instead, we showed y'all the city, the harbor, the boats, and everything else we could find. But there's still one question nobody answered... what is the deal with all these pigeons?! 😂🐦

If you're from Chicago, explain the pigeons in the comments. Share this, repost it, and save it to your favorites if you've ever traveled somewhere and ended up learning something completely different than what you expected.

05/29/2026

We done traded country roads for public transit, baby 😂 Me and my homeboy CeeLo out here becoming full-time “space Yankees” one bus ride at a time. Big train trip loading up next, and if y’all think the shenanigans wild now… just wait 🚂🔥 Hit that follow button and ride with us through the chaos, laughs, and random adventures. This journey fixing to get REAL entertaining 😭


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05/29/2026

🚂 We may be a little early, but the mission’s already started. We’re sitting here waiting on this train, and I need all my Trump supporters to go LIVE with me until we’re officially all aboard. Destination unknown… but one thing’s for sure — by the end of this ride, we won’t be Arkansans anymore. We’ll be full-blown superficial space Yankees 😂🇺🇸
This ain’t just a trip… it’s a whole storyline unfolding in real time. Jump in the comments and tell me where you think this train’s taking us next. Follow now because this journey’s fixing to get wild. 🚂🔥

05/29/2026

We’re done running in circles. Done going backwards. Tonight we’re getting on this train and leaving Arkansas behind to chase a better life, better jobs, and a better future. Sometimes you gotta take that scary step forward and bet on yourself. This ain’t giving up… this is leveling up. 🚂🇺🇸

05/26/2026

We’re keeping this short and real — I need every supporter to show up right now. If you’ve been rocking with me, it’s time to push this back out. Share it, repost it, save it to your favorites — let’s break whatever “view jail” they got us in. We built this once, we can do it again. If you’re not following yet, hit that button and stay locked in… we’re just getting started 🇺🇸🔥
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05/26/2026

The media said the movement was over… but look around. 🇺🇸
Real Americans are still standing strong and we’re pushing for 1 MILLION followers. If you support President Donald Trump, I need every patriot checking in right now. Share this video, repost it, save it to your favorites, and flood the comments with where you’re watching from

05/25/2026

live commentary from the Dollar general in BFE guys if you want to see something funny this is not scripted this is straight freestyle comedy at its finest come join us and just watch the show 🇺🇸