Autumn Marie

04/24/2026

04/24/2026

I saw a listing on my local Facebook for a dog walker looking for work, and I knew for a while that was something I wanted for myself.
So I called her up, thinking it’d be a simple, easy situation to set up.
Looking back, I probably should’ve asked if she handled more than just dogs before I had her come over.
The moment she realized there was no dog involved, everything changed instantly.
She didn’t even hesitate—turned around and ran off like she’d just seen a ghost.
Safe to say that one didn’t go as planned, but I guess now I know to be a little more specific next time.

04/21/2026

I didn’t understand why this aisle smelled so insanely fishy at first, I thought maybe a candle broke or something.
We were literally supposed to be smelling vanilla and lavender, not like we just walked into a seafood market.
Then I looked over at her and it all started to make a little too much sense.
I’m sorry but that caught me so off guard, I almost had to leave the store.
Safe to say… that was not the scent experience I signed up for.

04/21/2026

There’s honestly no feeling that compares to this, and only guys truly understand what I’m talking about.
I swear, when everything gets scrunched down when you sit the wrong way, it ruins your entire mood instantly.
Girls will say they get it, but let’s be real, we’re just trying to empathize and be part of the conversation.
It’s one of those unspoken struggles that every guy has dealt with at some point.
I don’t know how we’ve made it this far as a society and still haven’t come up with a real solution to it.

04/21/2026

Smile and wave boys….

04/21/2026

The day that we collectively as women realize that feminism is all a psyop to put us in an unhappy place and keep us separated for men is the day that the world will heal. Feminism has always been a tool to separate the genders and p***s against each other, but it can’t survive for much longer. I’m happy to say that, even though l once believed in the feminist, lie, my eyes woke up to exactly what it was, and grew out at it, and I can only pray that that happens for the major majority of women as well.
11 h

04/19/2026

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