Obvious But Amazing

Obvious But Amazing Now I run an Instagram feed and weekly newsletter.

I've stared at literally billions of pictures of celebrities over the years as a Photo Editor for New York Magazine, Vanity Fair, Cosmo, Glamour and People Stylewatch.

Useless thoughts! Eugene and Dan Levy are hosting the Emmys Sunday. But who really should be hosting is the entire Rose...
09/13/2024

Useless thoughts! Eugene and Dan Levy are hosting the Emmys Sunday. But who really should be hosting is the entire Rose family! The Schitts creek cast… in character!! Eugene, Dan, Annie & Catherine O’Hara! Can you imagine Moira Rose presenting?! Comedy gold! And if they stayed in character, committed to the bit, it would be the best Emmys in history. Alexis and David…I mean, I’d die. We all would. We’d all be dead. 🤪 Kamala won the debate. Duh! No surprise! Trump has just two moves, deny and lie. And no, Migrants are not eating dogs & cats, but Robert Kennedy Jr is! Bears for breakfast, whale heads for lunch and Snoopy for dinner! 😬 🎶 THERE GOES MY HERO, watch him as he goes…and gets a groupie pregnant. Du***ss! Rock stars are serial cheaters, you’d just think Dave Grohl would have the decency to put on a f*cking rubber! Not only to NOT get some girl pregnant but to NOT catch a disease and then spread it to his wife!. A one-two punch! I’m having a baby annnnnd I just gave you herpes! 🙈 Dax Shephard shut down rumors that he and Kristen Bell are swingers. Trust me, no one cares or thinks about their s*x life, ever! All I want is for Kristen to build me a snowman period full stop. Now if Dax got Idina Menzel pregnant… 👿 And finally, the winner for best intro to a show ever The perfect Couple! Usually when I’m watching a series, the first thing I do is skip the intro. In fact if I cant get to “skip intro” fast enough…forget it, I’ll just go to bed. But this one? Amazing! Watched a billion times! The show however, was fine. Great cast! Best actress; Dakota Fanning, who I’ve never seen in anything until this, and was happily surprised by her obnoxious performance! Nicole Kidman always magical & Liev Schreiber was perfect with his laid back vibes. It kept you guessing who did it, but not even close to the genius White Lotus scripts which I believe they were going for here. It was just like every murder drama set in a beautiful rich upscale environment. Visually pleasing. I was just grateful to have something new to watch. And again that intro…award winning! 💃🏻 Sorry you can’t unread this! Click the link to sign up to the newsletter!

Useless thoughts… Summer’s over and the kids are back in school, learning, playing and being shot and killed. We could m...
09/08/2024

Useless thoughts… Summer’s over and the kids are back in school, learning, playing and being shot and killed. We could make it impossible for kids to have access to guns, or we could do nothing. It’s truly sickening and senseless! Make it make sense, because I can’t! 😔 Maybe if Taylor Swift called out guns? Everyone wants a piece of her. The Chiefs want her in the stands, the Dems want her to back Kamala, Trump wants her to back him (lol) and Travis wants her to.. you know, do stuff.🔥 Speaking of bl****bs, Katy Perry gives em for clean dishes. What? I didn’t say it, she did. That’s how she rewards Orlando Bloom when he cleans up the house. Exhausting. Has she ever thought about hiring a cleaning person, that she could pay…with money? Just a thought. Or hire a pr******te to clean and blow?🍆 The Venice Film Frstival pics are everywhere. I left a comment on a post of Brad Pitt & his girlfriend and wrote, “Wow, she looks just like Amy Winehouse” People were incensed! The responses to my comments read like, “you’re awful, that’s mean to say” Excuse me? How is that mean? I literally can’t look at anyone without finding their doppelganger. I never said she was ugly, that’s on you for thinking that way. I would never call anyone on the planet ugly (except Steve Bannon) out loud, ever. I just said they’re twinsies!👯 Woke up and suddenly Joaquin Phoenix is hot! Whoa! Hello silver fox! He went from kinda odd to lets save all the animals of the world together, naked. 🥰 And finally speaking of hot, Demi Moore’s new Variety shoot! 🔥 Obviously she’s had a s**t ton of plastic surgery, but it’s working! She looks amazing! I too wish I could do whatever the f*ck she’s done! If I had her money, I’d have a nose job, face lift, eye lift, neck lift, jowl frickin lift, breast reduction, breast lift, liposuction, and gotten some new choppers. But honestly, it’s not the money, it’s that I’m chicken s**t. The thought of even one mistake, one oops, one accidental uh oh, keeps me looking like the old mop that I am. I could clean Katy Perry’s kitchen floor with my face. 🤡 Sorry you can’t unread this! How’d you like the latest newsletter?!

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