Zoey Martin

Zoey Martin Take this 🤍 and let me brighten your day
✨your favorite country sweetheart✨

06/01/2026

My face is probably the thing that gets me into the most trouble. I can keep my thoughts to myself, avoid saying anything rude, and be perfectly polite, but the second my expression gets involved, the whole plan falls apart. Apparently, my face feels absolutely no obligation to cooperate with the rest of me. It’s like every emotion I have immediately files for public release without my permission. I really should work on having a better poker face, but at this point I’m starting to wonder if it’s just a Slavic trait. If you ever need to know exactly what I’m thinking, just look at my face for about two seconds.

06/01/2026

I’m starting to think store names are a lot more literal than I ever gave them credit for. You walk into a Pet Store and, shockingly, they sell pets. A Jewelry Store? Full of jewelry. Some of these places are named after exactly what they sell, and somehow that still surprises me every time. So naturally, I figured I should start testing this theory with other stores just to see how far it goes. Who knows, maybe I’ll stumble across something really special in a place I never expected… although I’m beginning to realize that might be a dangerous game to play.

06/01/2026

no reason to be thinking about this, yet somehow it crosses my mind every time I get behind the wheel. One of these days curiosity is going to get the better of me, and that’s probably how all warning labels get written.

✨❤✨Hi My Love><🍀🌷
06/01/2026

✨❤✨
Hi My Love><
🍀🌷






05/30/2026

No TV’s? No problem, I got my favorite movie memorized…

05/30/2026

Men have this incredible talent for taking off their shoes and leaving them exactly where they stand, like the floor suddenly became a shoe rack. I don’t mind taking care of my man and helping keep the house together, but there’s a difference between helping and being treated like the clean-up crew. Some things are just a respect thing, and putting your shoes where they belong is one of them. If you know exactly where you left them, you definitely know where to put them back. I love you, babe, but if I trip over one more pair of boots in the middle of the walkway, we might have to have a serious conversation.

05/30/2026

I’ve always wondered how those wilderness survival shows actually work behind the scenes. Like, if the contestant is out there starving, freezing, and fighting for survival, is the cameraman going through all of that too? Or is he standing five feet away eating a turkey sandwich while filming someone build a shelter out of sticks? I genuinely need answers because both possibilities seem equally hilarious. Maybe it’s a dumb question, but it feels like a perfectly valid thing to wonder when you’re watching someone survive in the middle of nowhere.

05/30/2026

Guys I’m sorry but country girls just do it better. I’m in Houston rn and ugh I can’t get enough of the culture. Honestly I think it’s not enough here, I’m staying in a more corporate part of town but I know that Texas is where I belong. The food, the music, the people; no wonder everyone always tells me to move here!!

05/28/2026

You need to stop replaying it over and over in your head. She wasn’t kind to you, she didn’t show up for you the way you needed, and continuing to carry that around isn’t doing you any favors. I know it’s tempting to look for the exact moment where everything went wrong and convince yourself you could’ve fixed it, but sometimes people just aren’t meant to stay. You don’t owe every person unlimited chances or unlimited access to your peace. Please, for your own sanity, let her become a lesson instead of a lifetime achievement award.

Address

Manhattan, NY

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Zoey Martin posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to Zoey Martin:

Shortcuts

Share

Category