Zoey Martin

09/03/2026

I understand that I have a crazy palette when it comes to steak, if it ain’t mooing, it ain’t for me, texasroadhouse gets it right every single time. Can you even blame me? Red meat is obviously 10x better when it’s still kicking a little bit.

09/03/2026

At this point in dating, this might genuinely be my last resort because I cannot sit through another round of the same recycled questions and meaningless platitudes. There are only so many times I can pretend to be interested in explaining my favorite color, what I do for fun, and where I see myself in five years. I’m tired, my needs are still my needs, and maybe it’s time to stop overcomplicating how I take care of them. If this is what I have to resort to so I can handle my business and move on with my life, then so be it. At least this way I can skip the awkward small talk and get straight to the most fun part.

09/03/2026

I was yelling for HELP not for whatever he thought this was. Clearly I was on the floor in pain and agony from this stupid couch corner and he thought it was perfect timing for something else, I swear, men only ever have ONE thing on their mind.

09/03/2026

There’s truly only one thing I like to make my “man’s job” and that’s for him to take initiative and plan for us. I’ll handle the home, the kids, the bills, whatever he needs, but feeling like he’s got the plan in his head and all I have to do is show up and look good, that’s the biggest turn on in the whole world.

09/01/2026

hello ijg

08/27/2026

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08/27/2026

08/21/2026