09/14/2026
๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ก๐๐๐ฌ! ๐๐
For everyone who spent the weekend at the Ren Faire pretending theyโre still 25...
๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐. ๐
After a full weekend of walking, standing, hauling, setting up, tearing down, and generally doing things our knees did not consent to...
๐ง๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป.
๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ธ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ.
๐๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ด๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฝ.
๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฒโ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป ๐ป๐ฒ๐
๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ. ๐
Because apparently we have reached the age where surviving the Ren Faire requires a post-faire recovery plan.
๐ช๐ต๐ผ ๐ฒ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐? ๐
๐๐ผ๐ปโ๐ ๐ป๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐บ. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ด ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐บ. ๐