01/07/2026
A new fighter has stepped into the Energy ring.. and it's ***oy! Pl***oy just teamed up w/ to drop FIVE flavors of Energy Drinks - each contains about 5g of Sugar/Sucralose, 200MG Caffeine & 30 calories as well as NO dyes. They are available on Amazon and I IMAGINE in stores as well, although I did not receive release info. Firebrands sent over this kit, so we're going to go right down the line to give them all a try!
Sexy Peaches - Honestly, Sexy Peaches sort of has a Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning Vibe if it was an energy drink. The peach flavor is almost candy-like and is overall very pleasant! You get hints of the artificial sweetner but it did not particularly bother me. The can says "Peach Mango" which is interesting as I get zero mango flavor. 7/10
Razz Bunny - I think it's very difficult to mess up Blue Raspberry, and they've done a great job here. There's a very great balance of sweet and tart that is usually present again in blue raspberry flavored candy. 7.5/10
Lovely Melons - The tartness hits really hard with this one, almost reminding me of a Watermelon flavored Airheads taffy bar. Watermelon flavored products are very hit or miss and this one is not bad at all! If you like Watermelon, this is for you! 7/10
Naughty Berry - This one might lean JUST a bit too far into the artificial side of "fruity flavored products" for me. It smelled like a really pleasant blueberry flavor but tastewise I get more of just a sort of generic "fruity" candy flavor. While it's not bad, I think it falls short of the other flavors I've tried so far. 5.5/10
Tropic Passion - This one is VERY tart and VERY pineapple. I think whether you like this one or not really just comes down to how you feel about tropical drinks. They are not my favorite, so naturally this is not my favorite in the lineup, but it's still a very pleasant pineapple flavor. 6.5/10
Razz Bunny was the winner for me - but any of the first three we tried I'd drink again! Let me know if you'd give Pl***oy Energy Drink a go and which flavor you'd reach for! Thx again to Firebrands for the samples!
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