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A pearl by any other name...- The Haikooligan
08/31/2013

A pearl by any other name...
- The Haikooligan

Hey it's out and we are proud!The print issue of Five2oneWOOOOOT!Nathan Alan Schwartz
08/02/2013

Hey it's out and we are proud!
The print issue of Five2one

WOOOOOT!

Nathan Alan Schwartz

Five2One magazine the magazine for literary freaks, weirdos, black sheep and otherwise free thinking.

Come see what Parody is(n't) hiding for the future!
06/27/2013

Come see what Parody is(n't) hiding for the future!

Lurking for a preview of our next cover? Check it out!

Tuesday Poems: "Church on Sunday" by Ashley Perez, exclusively at Drunk Monkeys-Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys
05/21/2013

Tuesday Poems: "Church on Sunday" by Ashley Perez, exclusively at Drunk Monkeys

-Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys

8AM I wake up: brush teeth, wash face, put on my new pajamas and head to the couch for service from the good book: TV Guide. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls choir shimmies and claps about the beauty of friendship. I stand, pretending to know the words. 9AM Sister Ricardo preaches the sanctity and struggle…

Matthew Guerruckey on the sexual abuse that made Don Draper who he is, as revealed in the latest episode of Mad Men.
05/20/2013

Matthew Guerruckey on the sexual abuse that made Don Draper who he is, as revealed in the latest episode of Mad Men.

“The child is the father of the man.” “Spectacular.” Who is Don Draper? It’s a question that Mad Men has held over our heads for six seasons now, and overtly explored in the aftermath of his divorce from Betty. But though Don may have been intoning “deep thoughts” in the narration of his diary page,...

As The Office ends its nine-season run on NBC tonight, Ryan Roach takes a fond look back and lauds the series for rising...
05/16/2013

As The Office ends its nine-season run on NBC tonight, Ryan Roach takes a fond look back and lauds the series for rising from the ruins of a boring eighth year to wrap up in a (so far) satisfying way.

(Includes spoilers for NBC’s The Office, all the way up to—but not including—the series finale). There comes a time in every sitcom's life when the viewers find themselves doing a lot more smiling than laughing, when the characters are so familiar that both the sits and the com feel repetitive, rote...

Goodbye April!Sopphey Vance, On Impression Chief Editor Overlord
05/13/2013

Goodbye April!

Sopphey Vance, On Impression Chief Editor Overlord

Donald McCarthy recaps tonight's Game of Thrones for Drunk Monkeys.--Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys
04/29/2013

Donald McCarthy recaps tonight's Game of Thrones for Drunk Monkeys.

--Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys

Fire is an important part of Game of Thrones’ mythology. The book series is called A Song of Ice and Fire, the dragons breathe fire, Sandor Clegane has a fear of fire, Melisandre is obsessed with fire, and Daenarys cannot be harmed by fire. Tonight, we learned that redheaded women, of wh...

Friday Fiction from Drunk Monkeys - Matthew Dexter with the surreal "Battling Vespula"-Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys
04/26/2013

Friday Fiction from Drunk Monkeys - Matthew Dexter with the surreal "Battling Vespula"

-Matthew Guerruckey, Drunk Monkeys

I snort dying hornets and watch the rest swarm from their honeycomb downward toward the daycare center where sweaty babies are soiling themselves beneath the noonday sun. Some are sucking thumbs, crawling on the triangular lawn. The teenager in charge lands a summersault and swats the wings of wasps...

Cover reveal of Drunk Monkeys Anthology Volume 1. Coming out May 6, 2013.--Sopphey Vance
04/24/2013

Cover reveal of Drunk Monkeys Anthology Volume 1. Coming out May 6, 2013.

--Sopphey Vance

Anthology Volume One. Coming 5/6/13

Hey guys. We at FIVE2ONE are still accepting submissions till June 2nd. So if you haven't already. Show us love by submi...
04/24/2013

Hey guys. We at FIVE2ONE are still accepting submissions till June 2nd. So if you haven't already. Show us love by submitting your works. We'd love to read it.

-Nathan Alan Schwartz- FIVE2ONE

Check out Gary Bloom's wonderful poem My Brain on the Drunk Monkeys website.
04/24/2013

Check out Gary Bloom's wonderful poem My Brain on the Drunk Monkeys website.

My brain Is flying all over the place bouncing off the ceiling climbing the walls it just wants to rest finally in one spot like a spitball firmly attached to the ceiling. Gary Bloom grew up in Minneapolis and attended Mankato (Minnesota) State University. He has been writing articles, short stories...

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