The Clopen Effect - A Retail Podcast

10/29/2025

Fall/Autumn/Halloween….

10/29/2025

Here’s another one for you! Bestie, Meredith and Cassandra! #2023

10/29/2025

WOWEE! Thank YOU for listening! October 2025 is our best month ever!

10/27/2025

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Ok ok - a couple people asked to see the Golden Girls costumes as well. We talk about this on last week’s episode, too!

Here is Cassandra, Meredith and Bestie!

You can listen here: https://spotify.link/7DtwHVmDOXb

10/27/2025

If you listened to last week’s episode, “Spooky Season with the Bestie!”, this is one of the costumes we mentioned from 13 years ago - during one of Cassandra’s parties.
This is Meredith and her husband. 🤣

10/27/2025

'England has entered the chat!' Welcome to The Clopen Effect! Thank you for all the downloads today! Cassandra keeps saying this is our year. We’re Basically Famous®!! Let's gooooo!!

10/26/2025

Keep it fun please! 🤣

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10/25/2025

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10/25/2025

THANK YOU to all of our dedicated and amazing listeners!

And a special thank you to the person who gave us a thumbs down on one of our episodes. You’ve officially inspired us to work even harder and keep bringing more real, relatable, and ridiculous content to the people who actually get us.

Also, let’s be honest… maybe it was Meredith’s voice (we get it 😂) or maybe Cass just “showed up” again, but that’s our style.

Dedicated listeners, if you’re feeling the love, please click like, drop a comment, or share something great about our episodes on YouTube! Your support means the world and gives us the fuel to keep going.

THANK YOU!!! Link below to get you started:

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10/24/2025

Let’s go!!! Bestie is here!

https://spotify.link/RDKBOiynJXb

The Clopen Effect · Episode

10/23/2025

Tomorrow!

Cassandra, Bestie, and Meredith chat about one of the eeriest topics yet - the worst ways to die in retail. For mature audiences only, please!

It’s spooky season, and while this episode sounds dark, it’s handled with care, respect, and just enough Halloween edge to give you chills (without crossing the line).

From freezers to forklifts, compactors to parking lots, we explore the strange, tragic, and sometimes unbelievable accidents that have happened in and around retail workplaces.

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10/22/2025