07/08/2025
Hi. Good morning. Ive been thinking about this particular experience for months now before I could write about it. It takes me around 2 to 43 months to thoroughly process an event.
Ive shared this experience with only a handful of people, if even that. I wasnt sure how to put it into words.
It was so weird.
Im not gonna come right out say it so I dont get flagged. Ima just need yall to read between the legs, mk?!
So. As a big girl my whole life with my thick ass thighs usually being the star of the show, my lady bits stayed tucked away, ya dig? Things were not exposed. Vibin'.
But now, yalllllllllllllllllllll. We don't talk about this enough. This is the part of a lifestyle change people dont talk about.
So. Nowwwwww, when I sit down criss-cross apple friggin sauce in the wilderness onna cold ass rock, I get an artic awakening, mmmk.
The👏hooty👏who's, mmmk. The rock no longer makes contact with just my thighs... Oh no. It makes contact with the thighs and the tenderloin, mmmmmmkkkkkkk.
I didnt realize this new uninstallment until I went up to Greers Ferry monthsssss ago and visited with a friend at the creek. Thinking maybe it was just that the rock was extra cold that day, and maybe I was just ovulating.
Nope. I sat my hiney onna cold river rock over this past weekend and all the things south of the equator made direct landfall on Antarctica, mmmk. The most uncomfortable thing ever. I had to wait for the rock to heat up a bit before it wasn't uncomfortable anymore.
You folks that dont wear drawers, that are comfortably rawdoggin every cold surface you sit on ARE BUILT DIFFERENT.
Looking right at you Cheryl Vaughn. 🤣
Weight-loss/gain journeys are SO WEIRD. It is like navigating a new space ship every day if you stay consistent to the progress.
I slacked way off the gym and discipline since my birthday shenanigans a month ago but! I have new goals, maybe even skydiving with a crash course on rock climbing. Im more comfortable jumping out of a pErFeCtLy GoOd plane and to rely on my legs to land than relying on my soft little lady hands with the side kick of a torn rotator cuff to grip and lift my whole milkshake up some Arkansas cliffs. But whatever. Seize s**t and stuff.
Ive never done or even attempted either... Never thought Id have the opportunity or the income to afford such an experience but thanks to my page and kind folks... I was offered an experience, no advertising required tho... They just wanna contribute to my portfolio of cool s**t.... By a family owned skydiving company outta Missouri... My knee jerk reaction was to decline the offer but in my spirit, I was liiiiikeee "but maaaaybeeeee I could..."
So I won't know until I go, so until I go, Im just left wandering.
Like my brain is ⏳️Buffering⏳️
Anyways. Thats what was on my mind this morning and I just had to get it off my exquisite chest before it was deleted out of my brain forever.
Ive had approximately one scoop of pre-workout and no coffee.
Bumble bee tuna.