
04/27/2025
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT:
After years of deep thought, intense meditation, and questionable life choices…
I have finally dropped the greatest ketchup logo the world has ever seen.
(Ketchie… ketchup… it was destiny. Don’t fight it.)
We’re cookin’ up merch right now — just putting the final condiments… I mean touches… together.
Investments are lining up, and the drip is almost bottled up and ready.
Appreciate everyone who’s been riding with me — the sauce levels are about to reach dangerous territory.
Stay tuned and stay saucy, fam.