07/31/2026
"SHE WALKED INTO MY FLOWER SHOP BLEEDING FROM HER SHIFT AND ASKED ME TO MARRY HER — THEN HER EX FOUND OUT THE RING WAS REAL
The bell above my door rang twenty minutes after I'd already locked up for the night. Naomi Carter stood in the doorway in her scrub top, someone else's blood still dried along one cuff, and before I could ask if she was okay, she dropped five hundred dollars on my counter and asked me to be her fiancé for nine days.
I said no to the money. I didn't say no to her.
What she didn't tell me that night was that I still had a ring hidden under my register — one I'd bought for another woman three years earlier and never got the chance to give away. Or that her ex-fiancé had a friend who worked two doors down from my shop, watching everything.
By the time we stood in that reception tent with the clock striking midnight, the lie wasn't the thing that was going to destroy us.
The truth was.
The bell over the door at Heart & Bloom went off like a small alarm at 7:40 on a Thursday — twenty minutes after I'd already flipped the sign to closed.
Naomi Carter walked in still wearing her scrub top, someone else's blood dried brown along one cuff.
She didn't say hello.
She dropped her bag on the counter hard enough to rattle the buckets of ranunculus by the register, planted both hands flat on the wood, and told me she needed me to marry her.
I set down the stems I'd been trimming.
""Come again?""
""Not really marry me. Pretend. For nine days. Maybe less.""
She was breathing like she'd run the last block, and under the exhaustion I recognized from a dozen late Thursday pickups, there was something sharper. Something that looked almost like fear dressed up as determination.
I'd known Naomi for about eight months by then — ever since she'd come in asking whether peonies bruised if you looked at them wrong, for a bouquet she was bringing to a coworker's retirement party. I own this shop, six years now, ever since I walked out of a design job downtown that paid well and asked nothing of me worth giving.
I'm 31. I do not, as a general rule, marry near strangers on a Thursday night, fake or otherwise.
But Naomi wasn't exactly a near stranger anymore. And she wasn't finished talking.
""My ex is getting married Saturday after next. Preston — you don't know him. My old college roommate is the bride, which is its own special kind of awful, and everyone who's ever met me is going to be in that room watching to see if I fell apart.""
""So don't go.""
""I have to go. Sienna's my cousin's godmother. My mother already RSVP'd for both of us — like I have a plus-one lined up — and if I walk in there alone for the second time in fourteen months, I will actually combust.""
She reached into her bag and set five folded hundreds on the counter, lined up neatly, like she'd practiced it in the elevator.
""Five hundred. You show up, you hold my hand, you laugh at the right times, and at midnight, when the reception ends, we're done. You go back to your flowers. I go back to my regular Tuesday orders. Nobody gets hurt.""
I looked at that money longer than I looked at her, which was its own kind of lie, because I'd been looking at her plenty over eight months of small talk and pretending I wasn't.
""Keep your money.""
Her face did something complicated — disappointment arriving before she'd even decided whether to be relieved.
""Okay. Fair. It was a weird ask. I'm not going to fight you if you're saying I—""
""I didn't say no. I said keep your money. You want a fiancé for nine days, fine. But you're going to owe me a favor, and I get to decide what it is.""
She studied me the way I'd watched her study broken vases — deciding whether the thing was worth the glue.
""What kind of favor?""
""Haven't decided yet.""
""That's not very reassuring.""
""Neither is showing up here bleeding on your scrubs, asking a florist to marry you.""
Something in her shoulders finally came down an inch.
""Midnight."" She needed to hear herself say it twice before she seemed to believe it. ""This ends at midnight.""
I should have agreed and left it there.
Instead, I picked the money back up off the counter, tucked it into her bag myself, and told her we had eight days to get our story straight.
She didn't leave right away. She stood there in my closing-time shop, surrounded by tomorrow's inventory, and asked the question I should have expected.
""Why won't you take the money?""
""Because if you pay me, this is a transaction. And then whatever it is has an invoice attached to it. This is nothing. It's acting.""
""Then you won't mind that I'm bad at it.""
She almost smiled — which felt like the first real thing to pass between us in eight months of counter small talk.
I have a habit. Milo tells me constantly — a habit of knocking money off any order that comes from somebody crying at my register. Retirement bouquets. One sunflower for a bad day. Get-well arrangements for families who clearly can't afford the good vases. He says that habit is the entire reason Heart & Bloom has never once turned a real profit.
He's not wrong. Which is probably why I refused five hundred dollars from a woman I'd secretly liked for the better part of a year, instead of doing the smart thing.
We agreed to meet the next night to get our story straight. After she left, I stood there a minute with the door still swinging, thinking about how many times she'd come in for flowers that had nothing to do with romance, and how I'd never once had a real reason to ask her to stay past the register.
Now I had nine days, a ring size to figure out, and a groom I'd never met who already had every reason in the world to hate me.
I didn't know yet that he already did."
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