08/07/2026
The venue coordinator handed us a key card and said, "The honeymoon suite is all yours."
She said it the way someone says "Enjoy your meal." Cheerful, automatic, already moving on to the next thing on her clipboard. I stood there with both our bags in my hands and a very specific look on my face that Serena, my best friend of 11 years, chose to completely ignore.
"Perfect," she said. "Thank you so much."
I gave her a look. She gave me one back that said, "Don't you dare."
The coordinator pointed down a hallway lined with framed wedding photos and disappeared before I could explain that there had been some kind of mistake and we were not in fact newlyweds or honeymooning or any variation of the above. We were just two people who had driven four hours to coastal Maine for her cousin's wedding because Serena's ex-fiancé was going to be there.
And somewhere between agreeing to come and actually arriving, the resort had run out of rooms.
The suite was at the end of the hall. Of course it was. Of course, there was a small chalkboard sign outside the door that said "Just Married" with a little heart drawn in the corner. Serena saw it and pressed her lips together.
"Don't," I said.
"I didn't say anything."
"You were about to."
"I was going to say it's charming."
"You were going to laugh."
She didn't laugh. She covered her mouth with one hand and turned away, shoulders shaking. I unlocked the door.
The room was exactly what I'd been afraid of. Not bad. That was the problem. It was the kind of nice that felt deliberate. White curtains, a four-poster bed with crisp linens, a balcony overlooking the ocean where the water was going dark with the evening. A small arrangement of white flowers sat on the dresser next to a card that said "Congratulations." There was a bottle of sparkling water in an ice bucket because apparently they'd run out of champagne on a Friday evening at a wedding resort, which tracked.
One bed. One chair. One couch that was more of a loveseat, built for someone who was not 6'2".
Serena walked in, set her garment bag over the closet door, and looked around with the calm of someone who had already decided this was fine.
"This room thinks we're married," I said.
"This room is doing its job."
"Its job is lying."
She turned around and leaned against the dresser with her arms crossed. She was still in her driving clothes—jeans, a gray pullover, hair up—and she had that expression she got when she'd already thought through three versions of a conversation and was waiting for me to catch up.
"Wyatt," she said. "We've shared worse spaces than this."
"Name one."
"That cabin junior year of college where the heat broke and we slept in the living room on camping pads."
"That was different."
"There were also Garrett and Miles and four sleeping bags between six people."
"And yet, we survived."
I set the bags down and looked at the loveseat. It was teal. It had a decorative pillow with an anchor on it.
"I'll take the couch."
"You won't fit."
"I'll manage."
"You'll be miserable and loud about it all morning. And I need to be functional for this wedding."
I looked at her. She looked back. This was the thing about 11 years. Neither of us won staring contests anymore. We'd both gotten too good at reading the other person to bother pretending.
"One bed," I said. "No agenda."
"No agenda," she agreed.
Three days earlier, Serena had shown up at my apartment with Thai food and the specific expression I had learned to recognize as "I need something, and I've already decided you'll say yes." She sat at my kitchen counter, pulled her noodles apart with chopsticks, and said, "I need you to come to Hannah's wedding with me this weekend."
I poured two glasses of water. "Okay."
"As my date."
I set down the pitcher. "Define date."
She explained quickly, the way she always did when she was getting ahead of her own discomfort. Hannah was her cousin on her mom's side. The wedding was in Kennebunkport. The whole extended family would be there—aunts, uncles, her parents, her brother Drew, all of them in one place for the first time in two years. And Marcus would be there. Not because Hannah had invited him specifically—that part mattered. Serena said Hannah's fiancé had gone to grad school with Marcus and they'd stayed friendly, and the invitation had gone out eight months ago, before anyone could have anticipated that Serena and Marcus would be un-engaged four months after that.
Marcus, who was charming and well-organized and had a way of making every room feel like he was the one doing everyone else a favor by being in it. Marcus, who had somehow remained on good terms with Drew through a shared interest in startup investing and long-distance cycling. Marcus, who had texted Serena three weeks ago to say he hoped there were no hard feelings, and she'd read it six times without responding.
"I don't want to spend the whole weekend fielding questions," she said, stabbing at a piece of tofu. "I don't want my aunt Connie asking if I'm eating enough. I don't want to watch Marcus standing around like he's waiting for me to admit I made a mistake choosing my career over a wedding date."
"So you want me to come as a buffer?"
"I want you to come as someone everyone already likes who happens to know how to talk to my father about baseball for 20 minutes so I don't have to."
"I also know how to talk to your aunt Connie."
"You know how to redirect Aunt Connie? That's rare and more valuable."
I should have hesitated longer. A sensible person would have thought it through. But Serena had known me since we were both 22 and broke and new to the city, sharing a subway line and a love of bad horror movies. She had been there when I got passed over for the promotion I'd spent two years working toward. She had been there the night my mom called with the health scare that turned out to be nothing but felt like everything for 72 hours. She had driven four hours to help me move out of an apartment I'd shared with someone who left, and she had never once made me explain why I needed her there. She just showed up with a truck and coffee and the particular kind of quiet that meant "I'm here. Take your time."
People had been mistaking us for a couple since we were about 25. We always laughed it off. That was the rule. Laugh before anyone could read too much into the silence.
So I told her yes.
Now, I was lying on my side of a four-poster bed in coastal Maine, staring at white curtains while the ocean moved outside, thinking about how much easier this had all seemed four days ago.
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