Marla Zakarian

Marla Zakarian šŸ”„ Your Favorite | šŸ’‹ Divorced | šŸ’‹ 47 | Miami-based, Armenian blood, zero tolerance for BS. šŸ’¼ I fight dirty, but I bill clean. Trolls will be billed.

Iā€™m Marla Zakarian, your favorite controversial Miami divorce lawyerā€”47, Armenian, and unbothered. I specialize in high-asset splits, cheating spouses, and making sure you walk away with everything but the headache. Iā€™ve been divorced twice and came out better both times. Iā€™m here for women (and men) whoā€™ve had enough and want someone who wonā€™t sugarcoat your situation, but will make it look damn good in court. Welcome to the firm. šŸ„‚
šŸ“Zakarian Law & Co. | South Beach, FL
DMs open for clients.

šŸ˜Š
03/08/2026

šŸ˜Š

Take notes, darling. I win cases and hearts.

03/04/2026

I donā€™t believe in ā€œforever.ā€I believe in:ā€¢ Leverageā€¢ Boundariesā€¢ Exit strategiesForever is a fantasy.Consequences are r...
03/02/2026

I donā€™t believe in ā€œforever.ā€

I believe in:

ā€¢ Leverage
ā€¢ Boundaries
ā€¢ Exit strategies

Forever is a fantasy.

Consequences are real.

People feel as if I do not deserve love because I am 47. šŸ¤Ø
03/02/2026

People feel as if I do not deserve love because I am 47. šŸ¤Ø

03/01/2026

If you think you couldā€™ve handled meā€¦
The ambition.
The standards.
The fire.
Prove it.
Final part.

If youā€™re scared to ask for a prenup, youā€™re not ready for marriage.Prenups arenā€™t distrust.Theyā€™re clarity.And clarity ...
03/01/2026

If youā€™re scared to ask for a prenup, youā€™re not ready for marriage.

Prenups arenā€™t distrust.

Theyā€™re clarity.

And clarity is sexy.

I can draft a motion, sip a martini, and dismantle a manā€™s financial illusion all before dinner.Multitasking is a femini...
02/28/2026

I can draft a motion, sip a martini, and dismantle a manā€™s financial illusion all before dinner.

Multitasking is a feminine gift.

02/28/2026

He told me I didnā€™t always have to be the strong one.
And for a momentā€¦
I believed him.
Part 2 šŸø

šŸ“œUnhinged Client File #17:Husband said he ā€œneeded space.ā€By space, he meant a 23-year-old Pilates instructor.By the end...
02/28/2026

šŸ“œ

Unhinged Client File #17:

Husband said he ā€œneeded space.ā€
By space, he meant a 23-year-old Pilates instructor.

By the end of the settlement, he needed a roommate.

Moral of the story?
Stretch before you leap.

02/28/2026

Everyone thinks women like me donā€™t fall.
We negotiate.
We calculate.
We walk away first.
But there was one man who almost made me stayā€¦
Part 1 šŸø

02/27/2026

šŸ©· šŸ’œ

He didnā€™t leave you for someone better.He left because someone easier required less growth.Weak men choose comfort.Stron...
02/27/2026

He didnā€™t leave you for someone better.

He left because someone easier required less growth.

Weak men choose comfort.
Strong women choose lawyers.

Address

Miami, FL

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Marla Zakarian posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

Share

Category