12/18/2024
Breaking NEWS!
At a bizarre press conference held this morning at the Mara Largo resort, which seemed like a rally more than a press conference, Donald Trump demonstrated for a crowd of his loyalists and the news media, his new controversial plan that he will implement to "Make America Great Again".
In a bold display for the cameras that has left even his most fierce critics explode with thunderous applause.
The crowd was comprised of several hundred spectators, and members of the press. In the crowd : a sea of red hats, some carrying misspelled signs with slogans that read: "Gas Chambers for libruls" or "MAGA Trumps the Rool of Law". Some were waving swastica flags and rebel flags. The press area seemed to have just as many people as there were supporters in the crowd. All were holding cameras hoping to capture every last visual and word stemming from Trump's mouth.
At first, the crowd reacted scared when Trump brandished the firearm, waving it around in the air while giving a fiery speech about using taxpayer dollars to create concentration camps near the border. Many people in the press team gasped and ducked as he pointed the weapon at the crowd with a twisted grin on his face as angry rhetoric spewed from his mouth like a scorned teenager.
Then in a shocking moment, He made the announcement that he had figured out a way to unite not just America, but the entire world, with a plan that he deemed was fastest way to Make America Great Again. He then asked the crowd :
"Would you like me to demonstrate how I will do it ?"
and the crowd responded with a resounding "Yes"
He exclaimed :
"here it is"
As he dramatically pointed the firearm away from the crowd and straight to his head, a sigh of relief fell over the crowd. As he stood there pretending to pull the trigger and sticking his tongue out pantomiming like he had fired a round into his red Maga hat.
At first, the crowd gasped, but after a few seconds of realizing what was happening, the press began applauding. Shortly after, the Supporters in Red Hats began triumphantly showing their support by screaming and giving the middle finger to any camera taking their picture. Some dropped to their knees and began praying with tears of joy running down their cheeks.
Many of Trump's critics were asked to chime in on Trump's new plan. They all seemed to be an echo chamber of support. One High ranking member of the national security team praised Trump on this new plan and said "Finally Trump will make a plan that doesn't hurt millions Americans and will put his country over himself. I applaud Trump's new plan"
Members of red hat supporters were asked about their thoughts. they all gave support of the president elect. One MAGA Cultist said:
"At first when he pointing it at the crowd I got scared. and then when he pointed at himself I felt doubt for the first time ever in his ability to lead. Then the more it sank in the more I realized, THis is just Trump being trump."
Another member of the crowd and portly woman wearing a shirt that showed Trump holding a stack of burning 100 dollar bills and using the flames to burn the Constitution stated:
" At first when he came out as a fascist, I was worried, but then I remembered that if He tells me fascism and greed is good, then it must be, because HE said it was good. SO if he thinks this plan to self inflict himself is a good one, then it must truley be God's plan Bacause Trump is the chosen one from God's own hand"
From the Sarcastic Department at West Virginia Social Media News.
