The Boro Bamboozler

02/27/2022

Hey hey, if Facebook isn't your speed join our Discord server.

Check out the Fans of Boro Bamboozler - FAKE NEWS RADICALIZATION CHAMBER community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

02/26/2022

Hey , we’re back! Read the new Winter 2022 Edition now on Substack! Link in bio 👏

02/26/2022

It's here, it finally happened! Read the Winter 2022 Edition online, or in physical copies on the square in a couple a days.

Been gone for a year, first story explains why- honest!

01/25/2022

Reminder if you didn’t know, you can read all back issues and $$$ support the Boro Bamboozler on Substack 🤘

11/11/2021

Hey! I finally found you readers! I’ve been away for almost a year! You see I had to go into hiding.

Let me see if I can remember. Yes yes yes, last January at the height of the pandemic I became so peeved with my partying roommates and my job that required me to work around un-masked mouth-breathers that I became feral. Yes, it’s all well to make memes about disappearing into the woods but I have actually done it.

You see I put on one of those horse head masks and I enlisted in the Animal Republic. You may remember them as the junta of animals that overtook the staff at Animal City, declared statehood, and annexed Donut Country. Yes, I joined their ranks- all to avoid human contact and COVID-19!

I'm back, where am I?

08/30/2021

Stay safe tonight everyone, flash flood warnings starting at 7pm.

-Tom M.

Forecasters warned of flooding and tornadoes in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama on Monday and heavy rain in Tennessee Tuesday.

05/29/2021

It’s about time for a new issue. After this one, will explore doing individual stories as news happens while still summing it up in a quarterly issue.

12/25/2020

😤🔥💣 This headline and photo by is unacceptable fascist posturing. It is NOT cute that a war criminal gets to "come home just in time for kwismis"! That man deserved what he got and should never have been pardoned.

12/21/2020

Lee has implemented the following regulations for Tennesseans:

-Indoor public gatherings limited to 10 people

-Indoor sporting events limited (he did not specify a gathering limit)

-Employees to work from home for next 30 days if possible, if not masks should be worn at all times

Lee added that he would not be issuing a state-wide mask mandate, but still urged Tennesseans to wear them.

“Many think a statewide mandate would improve mask wearing, many think it would have the opposite effect. This has been a heavily politicized issue. Please do not get caught up in that and don’t misunderstand my belief in local government on this issue. Masks work and I want every Tennessean to wear one,” said Lee.

Lee concluded his address by reminding Tennesseans that testing is available and free for everyone and vaccines are being distributed in every region of the state.

“I believe in the courage of Tennesseans to face this darkest hour. I believe that victory will be ours and we have the power to determine how long this extends. If we each do our part, we will win and move to a new season of health and prosperity for our state,” he said.

https://www.wvlt.tv/2020/12/21/gov-lee-to-address-tennesseans-amid-surge-in-covid-19-cases-deaths/

12/20/2020

In addition to paper copies in commandeered magazine racks on the square, you can now also read all issues free on Substack.

Your Source for Murfreesboro Mis-dis-information

11/12/2020

“We didn’t know it was coming to this, we have struggled, we have tried, we shut down at the beginning of the COVID for what we thought was only going to be for two-weeks, and that turned into six-weeks. Then when we were able to come back in and open, we didn’t have the business like we had before.”

Tennessee’s oldest restaurant is closing its doors.