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What an exciting opening night for the NFL!
Playing under the lights... which stayed on in California and no power shortage.
The increase in prices these days is getting ridiculous!!!
It was a matter of time...
It's got a funny name, and thanks to its atmospheric composition, it also smells like farts, but despite that, NASA is serious about exploring Uranus.
WHAT I DID ON SUMMER VACATION:
This national monument site's location is top secret for fear of angry mob reaction.
You can't win if you don't play!
Tesla, take note.
It helps if we think of it as 1 hour closer to springtime!!!
Fair is fair.
If this works, voter registration cards would have some value again!
Gas prices got us like... THIS!
What's your go-to budget buster food?
Breakfast of champions! 🏆
Who's scheduled for THAT halftime? P**p Dogg? 🤢😳
Who do you think?
Don't forget a side of taters. mmmmhhhhmmm
This is getting SERIOUS!
Fresh shipment! Better hurry.
Let's see a show of hands.
My modeling career isn't over?
What crazy gift did you get?!
No description, just post a pic!
Santa's ho, ho ho!
Red Light District don't mean Rudolph is nearby.
Happy holidays everybody!!!
Ladies, in case you've forgotten, there's this...
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?"
The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?"
She must function in all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, have a hug which can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,"
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day"
THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands... impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
The Angel came closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome"
"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate"
The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her"
"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel…
"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...
This made a big impression on the Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous"
Lord said."Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life"
The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback
"She often forgets what she is worth".
You've been warned.
Good morning Sheeple!!!
Drinking hot chocolate and listening to Bing Crosby as I posted .
Who's with me?
The greatest jam session ever must be happening in Heaven! If you could pick 3 deceased artists to perform together, who would it be?
We'll go first... Prince, Jimi and EVH!!!
Makes as much sense as the other craziness.
“If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you, then you become something else entirely… Legend, Mr. Wayne.”
Having a little fun in the library today.
Tip well... unless they're cows.
How was your weekend?
Tuned up for the weekend and ready to rock!!!
What's the best air guitar song?
Remembering Bassist Dusty Hill, the Foundation of ZZ Top's Enduring Texas Groove | Texas Highways
The death of 72-year-old Joe Michael Hill in Houston on Tuesday marks the end of a remarkable life in music. Read More >
You sang this in your head, didn't you?
Beyond heartbroken to hear this news.
"We are saddened by the news today that our Compadre, Dusty Hill, has passed away in his sleep at home in Houston, TX. We, along with legions of ZZ Top fans around the world, will miss your steadfast presence, your good nature and enduring commitment to providing that monumental bottom to the ‘Top'. We will forever be connected to that "Blues Shuffle in C.”
You will be missed greatly, amigo.
Frank & Billy
📷 by: Blain Clausen
More great chalkboard wisdom.
What are YOU waiting for?
‘Kansas’ rock violinist, singer Robby Steinhardt, dies at 71
Robby Steinhardt, a violinist and vocalist with the progressive rock band Kansas, died due to complications from pancreatitis.
happy birthday to rock & roll 😎
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