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05/12/2026

The self-checkout machine watching me scan one avocado like I’m the prime suspect in an international crime syndicate was not on my bingo card today. Somewhere between “unexpected item in bagging area” and the blinking red light of shame, I lost the will to continue.

05/09/2026

One month post-op update and honestly? We are THRIVING over here. 👏🏻 Hairline is coming in, confidence is up, and I officially look no longer look like Mr. Magoo 😂

The healing process has been smooth, I feel great, and I’m already so excited seeing the progress start to happen. Huge thanks to the team at Esthetic Hair for making this whole experience so easy and comfortable from start to finish.

If you’ve been curious about hair restoration or sitting on the fence about doing it, go check out the link in my bio for all the info and follow along because the glow-up journey is JUST getting started. 🔥

Sometimes a boy just needs his mother…thank you for coming in this week and helping me set up my new place, hold my han...
05/08/2026

Sometimes a boy just needs his mother…thank you for coming in this week and helping me set up my new place, hold my hand, and comfort me through this new life transition. You and Papa Joe were so wonderful to do this for me. Love you forever and always!

05/03/2026

Some childhood memories feel like a warm hug… others feel like a very confusing pop quiz you were NOT prepared for 😭

04/30/2026

I respect Jazz Fest the way I respect CrossFit—beautiful for others, absolutely not my calling. And yet…give me the right group of friends and suddenly I’m barefoot, emotionally unwell, and being launched over a crowd like a trust fall that got out of hand.

04/22/2026

Some people don’t fall apart loudly.
They keep showing up. They keep performing. They keep pouring.

And somewhere along the way, we decide that means they’re fine.

But strength isn’t a personality trait—it’s often a survival skill with incredible PR.

So here’s your reminder: don’t wait for the breakdown to offer the breakthrough kind of care.
Show up in the quiet. Stay for the pause. Be the person who doesn’t need a headline to extend love.

Find your joy… but also help someone hold theirs for a minute. 🤍

Some things are really hard to put into words… and this is one of them.Brett and I have decided to go our separate ways....
04/19/2026

Some things are really hard to put into words… and this is one of them.

Brett and I have decided to go our separate ways.

Six years is not something I can sum up in a few sentences. It’s years of memories, laughter, growth, routines, traditions, and a life that we built side by side. It’s a chapter of my life that shaped me in ways I will carry forever — and one that I will always look back on with deep love and gratitude.

There is no anger here. No single moment that defines this ending. Just two people who care deeply about each other, recognizing that sometimes love, even a real and meaningful love, doesn’t always move forward in the way you once imagined.

What we shared was real. It mattered. It will always matter.

Brett is someone I respect deeply and care for in a way that doesn’t just disappear because things have changed. I truly want the very best for him — in every sense of the word — and I know we are both wishing that for each other as we move forward.

I’m holding a lot of gratitude alongside the heartbreak right now. Grateful for the six years, for everything we experienced, and for the version of myself that grew within that time.

Thank you for holding space for me here, and for your kindness as I take this one day at a time. ❤️

04/17/2026

I disappeared for a tiny little self-improvement moment and came back to what can only be described as a live audience Yelp review of my existence. No reservation. No warning. Just vibes and unsolicited commentary. Anyway, we’re evolving, we’re trusting, we’re absolutely not asking follow-up questions, and yes—you’ll want to stick around for the final reveal because this storyline has RANGE.

04/17/2026

POV: the glow-up is currently buffering… aggressively.

Trust the process. Trust the science. Trust that sometimes you have to look like a human stress ball before you emerge as your final form. If you’ve been on the fence—this is your sign to do the thing. Commit to yourself, ride out the chaos, and meet yourself on the other side of it.

Because the results? Oh they’re coming. And when they do…we will ALL be acting brand new.

People are always like, “What should I do in New Orleans?” and I’m like… babe… first of all, hydrate, second of all, PRE...
04/10/2026

People are always like, “What should I do in New Orleans?” and I’m like… babe… first of all, hydrate, second of all, PREPARE YOUR SOUL.

Just came off the most chaotic, joyful, perfectly unhinged staycation weekend with my favorite humans and honestly??? This is the blueprint. This is the syllabus. This is the curriculum. Take notes.

✨ My “Do NOLA Right” Weekend:
• Assemble your dream team (if they can’t hang, they can’t come) and head straight to the French Quarter
• Begin responsibly… with a Purple Drank at because history AND poor decisions can coexist
• Dinner at because we are classy for at least 90 minutes
• Find a parade (ours was the ) and scream like you’ve never caught beads before
• Celebrate yourselves at because you survived the parade like the royalty you are
• Wake up and immediately question your choices → fix it with a swamp tour from (airboats + nature + mild fear = healing)
• Sunday = crawfish boil with because we will not be stopping now
• THEN napkin toss at … if you know, you KNOW
• Stay somewhere that lets the party CONTINUE (no “ok bye text me when you get back to your room” energy) with
• And most importantly… actually enjoy the people you’re with. That’s the whole point.

New Orleans isn’t a checklist—it’s a fever dream you share with people you love.

Now respectfully… get your butts here and make some memories. 💜✨

04/10/2026

Somewhere between “we should be responsible adults” and “one more drink won’t hurt,” a legend was born.

Highly recommend choosing chaos…with upgraded amenities.

Book your next group trip through and use code GREGISMS10—because if you’re going to spiral, you might as well do it somewhere fabulous.

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