Gregisms

Official page for and an inclusive community of people seeking to Find Their Joy!
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09/28/2025

This new iPhone camera is insane - I zoomed in so far I performed a colonoscopy on myself…

09/25/2025

📱✨ Every September, the iPhone gets a glow-up… meanwhile my microwave still thinks “defrost” means “ruin it slowly.” We can put 48 megapixels in a rectangle but printers still throw tantrums like toddlers and my ceiling fan only has two moods: whisper or hurricane. Humanity is innovating in one lane and leaving the rest of us reheating Hot Pockets like cavemen.

09/18/2025

Remember when a fridge just kept food cold? Now it’s basically a jealous ex that won’t stop texting.

09/14/2025

I need to brag for a minute : my partner in life is truly unstoppable. When he decides he is going to do something, he throws his entire being into it. It’s been 4 years of looking at depressing and basic af rock in front of our home and the other day he said ‘enough!’ I assisted as best as I can, which if you know me and manual labor that means not that much. But we all have our strengths and it’s important to celebrate those of the people we love. I’m so proud of him and I’m so lucky to share this home and life together.

09/02/2025

Tell me you grew up in the 80s/90s without telling me… I’ll go first: Unsolved Mysteries as a babysitter. 🫠 Every episode ended with, “the killer is still on the loose and may be in your area.” Yeah thanks Robert Stack, let me just sleep with one eye open clutching my He-Man action figure like it’s holy water. ⚔️👻 Who else was traumatized by this show??

08/27/2025

Dorm rooms now look like a Pottery Barn Teen catalog. My dorm? A cinder block prison cell furnished by Goodwill and trauma. 🛏️✨ Is a tufted headboard and matching ottoman really gonna help you pass Econ 101… or just look cute while you cry into a Hot Pocket?

08/21/2025

Arby’s saw my roast and said “bet.” Sent me a full meatsuit and now I look like a sexy beef lasagna. Tried the food. Liked it. Still not going out of my way, but I’ll try it again .

08/19/2025

When your 6-year-old student is bleeding from the mouth but her real crisis is: “Mr. Greg…will I still sound as beautiful as I do if I lose this tooth?” 🤣 Tooth trauma brought to you by Brooklyn 99. Moral of the story: beauty is a vibe, not a tooth. 🦷✨Find your Joy!

08/14/2025

Finally!!! New store and new merch launch! Just in time for back to school! And to say thanks for all your patience, we’re having an awesome launch sale through this weekend to celebrate! All the info is in my bio - can’t wait for y’all to see all the goodies! Y’all are the best :)

08/13/2025

Y’all… where are my fellow HBO-raised 80s babies?📼 We saw Fatal Attraction before we saw Bambi🎷 If you heard a saxophone, you knew it was about to get weird🧃 Capri Suns were our therapy, and the HBO logo was our legal guardianWe didn’t grow up watching TV—we survived it like a boss battle.

08/04/2025

✨Some will say you gave up on your dream. I say you fired it for being toxic and unpaid. Long live inner-peace.✨. I didn’t “pivot,” babe—I swivel-chaired. Out of delusion, into dental. This is your reminder that giving up on a statistically impossible dream doesn’t make you a failure—it makes you well-rested.Whether you’re still chasing the dream or living your best Glow-Down™ life with a Costco card and a Crock-Pot… you’re doing amazing, sweetie.

08/03/2025

For all those that have been asking, my teacher wish list for the upcoming school year is linked in my bio :) Y’all are the best for asking and I’m so excited for the new year!!!

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