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05/21/2025

"Folks, let me tell you, the Tesla Cybertruck, it's a big league problem, believe me. So, this guy, David Nguyen, he's a Cybertruck owner, and he's telling everyone how much it costs to charge this thing. $73 to go 296 miles, can you believe it? That's like, a lot of bucks, folks. One hour and 30 minutes to charge, it's like watching paint dry, okay?

"Now, I know some of the fake news media's gonna say, 'Oh, electric cars are cheaper, Donald.' But let me tell you, this Cybertruck, it's a total disaster. People are comparing it to gas-guzzlers, and guess what? Some gas cars are giving this thing a run for its money. Like, did you know a GMC 1500 Sierra Diesel can go almost 600 miles on a full tank, and it only takes 4.5 minutes to fill up? That's what I call efficient, folks.

"And the comments, oh boy, they're killing me. People saying it's the same as filling up a gas SUV, but it takes way longer. One guy even said it's an 'absolute joke.' Folks, I gotta agree, this Cybertruck's got some major problems.

"Now, I'm not gonna lie, some owners are saying it's not so bad. Like, one guy spent $32 in a month, and another saved $1,800 in fuel costs. But let's be real, folks, these are exceptions, not the rule. The Cybertruck's a luxury item, and luxury items cost, big time.

"So, to all my friends out there thinking of buying a Cybertruck, let me give you some advice: believe me, folks, it's gonna cost ya. You gotta ask yourself, is it worth it? For some people, maybe it is. But for me? No way, folks. I'd rather stick with the classics.".


05/17/2025

Folks, let's talk about Luke Kornet's historic game. This dude's got skills, but I'm not sure if he's got the Kornet-sized ego to match.

"Luke Kornet makes NBA history... and his mom gets a call: 'Hey, Ma, I'm on the news!' Kornet's stats: 10 points, 9 rebounds, 7 blocks... and 0 memes made about him... yet! But seriously, Kornet's performance was yuge, folks. He's like the unsung hero of the Celtics. Maybe they should start calling him 'Luke Kornet, the block party king'?

And let's be real, Kornet's plus/minus rating was +20. That's like me rating a good joke – it's off the charts! But what's even crazier is that Kornet's blocks are like his thing now. Maybe he should start a block party tour.

Anyway, the Celtics are back in the game, and Kornet's the hero. Now, let's see if he can keep it up without getting a big head... or a bigger shoe deal."

05/11/2025

Trump's Tariff Talks with China*

*The Mother of All Resets:

In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump announced on Truth Social that a "total reset" has been negotiated with China during tariff talks in Geneva. Because, you know, all it takes is a tweet and a strong will to make complex international trade issues disappear.

*The Deal: A Masterclass in Diplomacy*

According to Trump, the agreement was negotiated in a "friendly, but constructive, manner." Translation: China listened to Trump's trade policies for hours, and in return, he'll maybe, possibly, consider reducing tariffs on Chinese goods. Progress, folks!

*The Fine Print: Where's the Beef?*

Details of the agreement remain scarce, but Trump's commitment to a 10% baseline tariff on Chinese goods remains firm. Meanwhile, China has raised tariffs on U.S. goods to 125%. That's a "reset" alright – resetting the clock on trade relations to the Stone Age.

*Tariff Tango: Trump's Dance with China*

Trump claims China "very much" wants to make a deal, ending the intense tariff battle. However, with Trump's mercurial nature, it's hard to tell what's fact and what's fiction. One thing's certain, though: Trump's ego is getting a major boost from these talks.

*The Verdict: A Reset or Just a Reboot?*

Is this a "total reset" or just Trump's imagination running wild? Only time (and maybe a few more tweets) will tell. Stay tuned for further updates on this thrilling episode of "Tariff Tango: The Trump Card".¹

*In Conclusion*

As Trump would say, "GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!" But let's be real, folks, this "reset" might just be a reboot of the same old trade wars. Only time will tell if Trump's tariff talks with China will yield real results or just more tweets.


"Folks, let's talk about Trump's genius plan to reopen Alcatraz. Because what every modern prison needs is a dash of nos...
05/06/2025

"Folks, let's talk about Trump's genius plan to reopen Alcatraz. Because what every modern prison needs is a dash of nostalgia and a whole lot of saltwater. I mean, who wouldn't want to send their worst inmates to an island surrounded by icy Pacific waters, where the only thing more abundant than the crimes is the seaweed?

*The Plan:*

- *Reopen Alcatraz*: Because nothing says "law and order" like a 60-year-old prison with crumbling infrastructure.
- *Maximum-Security, Minimum-Privilege*: Where inmates can enjoy four basic rights: food, clothing, shelter, and medical care. Anything else? Earn it, buddy!
- *Escape-Proof*: With 14 failed escape attempts and 36 brave men who didn't survive the bay's cold waters, it's like a challenge to see who can last the longest.

And let's not forget the $3-5 million price tag to restore the facility, excluding daily operational costs. A small price to pay for Trump's promise of "Law, Order, and JUSTICE" – in all caps, of course.

*The Pros:*

- Tourist Attraction 2.0: Imagine the Instagram potential – "Just visited Alcatraz Prison, now back to cell block H".
- *Inmate Reformation*: If the isolation and harsh conditions don't reform them, the commute surely will.

Trump's plan raises questions, though: Will inmates be treated to guided tours of the island's history? Can they participate in reenactments of the famous escape attempts? One thing's for sure – it'll be an adventure.


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