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Founded in 2079 by the enigmatic yet truth-seeking and time-traveling clairvoyant San Sveritas, The Clairvoyant Times utilizes supernatural awesomeness to achieve unmatched journalistic excellence.

The Clairvoyant Times: White people leave United States in droves: A Clairvoyant Times exclusive (as
07/30/2011
The Clairvoyant Times: White people leave United States in droves: A Clairvoyant Times exclusive (as

The Clairvoyant Times: White people leave United States in droves: A Clairvoyant Times exclusive (as

Caucasians have left the building... and the country. A 400-year reign has ended for white people after recent census numbers revealed that Hispanics are now the majority ethnic group in the United States. Celebrations across the country juxtaposed the somber mood on Wall Street and throughout the m...

The Clairvoyant Times: Walmart Launches Nuclear Reactor Sales At Consumers
07/30/2011
The Clairvoyant Times: Walmart Launches Nuclear Reactor Sales At Consumers

The Clairvoyant Times: Walmart Launches Nuclear Reactor Sales At Consumers

FROM THE FUTURE: Nov. 12, 2029. Walmart announced today that it will begin marketing plans for the YouNuke, a consumer friendly nuclear reactor that enables families to generate their own nuclear waste, with electricity as an added benefit.

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