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🕯✨ lol so i found that séance pic somewhere round ye olde interweb... and truthfully i’ve never seen anything that remin...
10/13/2020

🕯✨ lol so i found that séance pic somewhere round ye olde interweb... and truthfully i’ve never seen anything that reminded me so much of myself. like is this the dude’s version of what a “horse girl” is? 🐴🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ ... no wonder i barely had friends growing up! 🙇🏻‍♂️🕯✨something i’d tell a confused baby pete from my perspective as (a still v confused) current pete — i think it’s like really important 2 b yourself and say what you need to tho, say what you feel lmao, even if it’s something “very interesting” like that. and one day... just one day... you’ll own a meme page (or 4) and live out in los angeles. 🌴 🤣🕯✨♡

i can just imagine the actual guy in the illustration saying this in a completely serious, monotone-esque, nerdy napoleon dynamite vibe, yet genuinely demanding this (hopefully benevolent) spirit to materialize in front of the group and swing his throbbing horsecock in the candlelight. 👻 what a ... what a sight for sore eyes.
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whoops i meant to post this the other day but i forgot. i’ve been sleeping a lot lately. 😴🥱 i’m like going through a ‘best friends breakup’ and trying to force myself to focus on moving and being a ‘responsible adult.’ hbu? xoxo love u miss u 💋

🐶 happy wednesday kings & kweens. ♡ she loves control. she wants it her way. and all it takes is just one taste, you wan...
06/10/2020

🐶 happy wednesday kings & kweens. ♡ she loves control. she wants it her way. and all it takes is just one taste, you wanna give it up. ♪ big gov is so dom. but ... some subs ... play rough. 👿 @ West Hollywood, California

♪ rain on me rain rain rain on me ♪
05/27/2020

♪ rain on me rain rain rain on me ♪

2020 fail meme assortment 4 u: which one’s your fave??? 🤪🤣🥰 @ Los Angeles, California
05/24/2020

2020 fail meme assortment 4 u: which one’s your fave??? 🤪🤣🥰 @ Los Angeles, California

why does this mean? wrong answers only.
05/14/2020

why does this mean? wrong answers only.

🤗 🌮 🍗 🥤 🍟 content from my other page that i like more than any other page I’ve made - . ♡ follow with care.
05/12/2020

🤗 🌮 🍗 🥤 🍟 content from my other page that i like more than any other page I’ve made - . ♡ follow with care.

05/06/2020

evening mood. tag someone you’re willing to raise a pup with. 🐶 ✨ 🥺

05/03/2020

(we didn’t ask, but) 🥒 this is how vegans multiply. 👀 🤣

🔥 🔥 🔥 oops i lit it again 🔥 🔥 🔥
05/03/2020

🔥 🔥 🔥 oops i lit it again 🔥 🔥 🔥

is it “body dysmorphia” if you perceive your entirety as lackluster & generally unappealing? 💀 asking for a friend
04/24/2020

is it “body dysmorphia” if you perceive your entirety as lackluster & generally unappealing? 💀 asking for a friend

tragic tbqh.
04/22/2020

tragic tbqh.

04/19/2020

I mean........ 👀 find the lie.

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