Maddy J Warner

Maddy J Warner i get it, I’m tall lady

06/25/2026

People think being this tall is cool until they see me trying to use literally anything made for normal-sized humans.

06/25/2026

Everything looks normal until I have to actually use it

06/18/2026

street interviewers really just run up on you with a camera and expect you to be ready 😭 i was just walking and suddenly there’s a mic in my face and questions flying and honestly i love it every time 😂 being 7’5 means i’m always the most interesting person they stop that day and i have fully accepted that role

05/09/2026

she asked me why i used to wear men’s clothes growing up and i had to explain that it wasn’t really a choice 😭 when you’re 7’5 women’s clothing simply does not exist for you at like age thirteen. men’s section was the only section that had anything long enough and i just made it work. graphic tees and baggy jeans were my whole personality for years and now i realize it wasn’t a style era it was a survival era 😂 tall girls know exactly what i’m talking about 🤍

05/09/2026

they called it a maxi dress and i just want to know who exactly they had in mind when they named it that 😭 on me this is a midi. maybe. i put it on with so much hope and it hit me at the knee and i just stood there in the dressing room having a moment 😂 tall girl fashion continues to humble me on a weekly basis

05/01/2026

i checked in, i dropped my bags, and my shoes have not been seen since 😭 some man in the lobby felt strongly enough about my bare feet to come ask me about them personally and i just… didn’t have a good answer because i don’t need one. the marble is cold and perfect and i am 7’5 and on vacation. my feet are free 😂

04/27/2026

answering the questions i get every single day 😭 why am i 7’5, how did this happen, and no i’m not on guinness world records before you ask 😂 at this point i feel like i should just pin this and save my voice

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