06/17/2026
When it comes to being all talk and no game, I am absolutely the queen of it. I can talk a massive game all day long, make all kinds of bold plans, and sound completely confident over text. Then the second it comes time to actually execute any of it, I suddenly forget how to function like a normal human being. I start replaying every text message, overanalyzing every phone call, and trying to remember all the wild scenarios I confidently planned out beforehand. It’s not even that I don’t want to do it, because I absolutely do. I just think real-life me is genuinely terrified of texting me.