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Me: “Can I please have some space?”My toddler: “Absolutely.”Also my toddler: climbs directly onto me, drapes their entir...
09/05/2026

Me: “Can I please have some space?”

My toddler: “Absolutely.”

Also my toddler: climbs directly onto me, drapes their entire body across mine, and breathes directly into my eyes.

Apparently, personal space is just a concept toddlers have chosen not to believe in.

You can close the bathroom door.
They'll knock.

You can sit down for five seconds.
They'll need you.

You can try to sleep.
Suddenly, they're somehow using your entire body as a pillow.

And honestly, as exhausting as it can be, one day I'll probably miss this little shadow following me everywhere.

But today?

I would just like to breathe without a toddler's forehead touching mine.

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09/05/2026

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I hope my dad knows that so many of my favorite things in life exist because of him.The little things he taught me.The v...
09/04/2026

I hope my dad knows that so many of my favorite things in life exist because of him.

The little things he taught me.
The values he gave me.
The memories he helped create.
The way he showed me what love, strength, and family can look like.

Some of the things I love most about life are connected to moments he gave me, lessons he taught me, or parts of him that somehow became a part of me.

I may not say it enough, but I notice it.

And as I get older, I realize more and more how much of who I am, and what I love, started with him.

I hope he knows that his love has always meant more to me than words could ever explain.

Dad, so much of the good in my life has your fingerprints on it.

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09/04/2026

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09/04/2026

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🥲Guess who woke up at the beach today?That’s right…The fish.Because I’m at work.Some people wake up to ocean views, fres...
09/03/2026

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Guess who woke up at the beach today?

That’s right…

The fish.

Because I’m at work.

Some people wake up to ocean views, fresh air, and the sound of waves.

I wake up to alarms, emails, deadlines, and someone asking if I’ve finished something yet.

The beach can wait.

The bills cannot.

Maybe one day I’ll wake up by the ocean and realize I don’t have to go to work.

But today?

The fish are living my dream.

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09/03/2026

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I’m really boyfriend material…But the problem is, I’m a girl.I’ll communicate.I’ll check on you.I’ll remember the little...
09/03/2026

I’m really boyfriend material…

But the problem is, I’m a girl.

I’ll communicate.
I’ll check on you.
I’ll remember the little things.
I’ll hype you up.
I’ll bring you food.
I’ll actually want to spend time with you.

Basically, I have all the boyfriend qualities…

Just unfortunately in the wrong body.

At this point, I’m not looking for a boyfriend.

I’m looking for someone who can keep up with me.

😂Every girl is a doll.Either Barbie or Annabelle.Sweet, pretty, and harmless...Or cute enough to make you think twice be...
09/03/2026

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Every girl is a doll.

Either Barbie or Annabelle.

Sweet, pretty, and harmless...

Or cute enough to make you think twice before messing with her.

Because every woman has two sides.

One side wants to dress up, look pretty, feel loved, and live her best life.

The other side?

She knows exactly how to make you regret testing her patience.

So choose wisely.

You never know which doll you’re dealing with.

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09/02/2026

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